Comedy! And Music! Whats better!

Chapter One: Origins of Tocofodis

One night,at a suspicously looking nubcake and tea bar.

-Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!- the crowd was shouting.

Tocofodis took a shot,and fell to the ground instantly!

The crowd was just booing and being just idiot's,when all of the sudden

-Aha! You've been tricked!- Tocofodis said.

The crowd was just laughing,and everyone went back to their seats.

-Whoowee! That was something!- Tocofodis said being like a boss.

-Hey bartender,get us some more jelly cake with blaze pepper filling!- Newb said.

-Good goin' bro!- Tomkay said. -Too easy drink.- Fannee said.

-Hey Toco,what was your life before you met us?- Tomkee shout of eating too much blaze pepper.

-Meh,too long story.- Tocofodis said.

-Come on! We know you remembered!- Fannee said.

-Allright. Ill try to remember some key important moments that happened to me.- Tocofodis said.

-Now i remember! My time at the skylark,being one of the people who saw the... Slender Knight! Ooo,spooky!- Tocofodis said in a horrory,[silly] kind of way.

It was Monday,December 25th 2819,at Christmas. It was day,when i was going to the janitors locker to place a prank for the skylark janitor. Once i opened,what i saw terrified me. Tapes marked SK encouter,pictures of SK,somewhat else,then the janitor came

-What are you doing here,foo!?!?!?!?- the janitor shouted.

-I was... trying to place a christmas present?- Tocofodis said.

-Well,dont do that without my question!- the janitor said,shutting the locker.

-By the way,who is this "SK"?- Tocofodis asked.

-This "SK" is Slender Knight. Legend says that a knight in the skylark did a crime for murdering the captain,for the punishment he was sent to a room in which they streched his arms and legs,replaced his brain,etc..- the janitor said in a,again,horrory and [silly] kind of way.

-Cool story,bro- Tocofodis said while leaving.

Later the day,when the sun was setting down,i saw a strange figure walk down the hallway.

-Hey,who are you?- Tocofodis asked.

The figure just walked away,like a boss.

I followed the figure,and it turned out to be the slender knight.

He saw me,and i ran away as fast as i could.

The Slender Knight ran towards me,and i decided to go to the cafeteria.

Dead end. No way out. All of the sudden,the alarm went off!

-Dear passengers,our engine has stopped working. Please abandon the ship before you fall into your unknown and shameless death.- the captain shouted.

I was terrified. I've met a terrible fate. All of the sudden the slender knight didnt kill me. He just stared at me with his blank face. He said something like,you will meet me someday else.

All of the sudden he grabbed a kitchen knife and then he went for me! I grabbed his hand a-

-Tap X! Tap X!- Newb said.

-Yeah yeah,real funny.-Tocofodis said

So i grabbed his hand and then i hit his arm. His arm dropped the knife. I dropped the knife and said the famous line

-Go to sleep.- Tocofodis said

then i lifted him up.

-FINISH HIM!- a random voice said.

I stabbed him in the stomach repetadly,then i stabbed him right in the face.

-JEFF THE KNIGHT WINS. FATALITY.- the random voice said.

I looked behind to the kitchen. Apparently there was an escape pod there,so i went for it and i escaped.

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-Wow,that was something!- Newb said.

-You know some more?- Fannee asked.

-I know but,lets save that for later.- Tocofodis said.

And then they went home.

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Sorry for the,OMG EPIC STORYLINE beggining,but the next chapter WILL have humor.

Somewhat humor,but not epic humor.

And music. Most importantly music.