Yeah. So this is basically like Yo momma jokes except that its "Yo so addicted to SK that..." So I will begin with a few. And yes, this is based on another thread
You throw your medicine in the air
You think a nerf gun is an autogun
You are given a shovel, a wrench, and a pick, and you:
Kill your dog with the pick
Mess up ur kids jelly snack with the shovel
Break a car with the wrench
You're so addicted to SK that your mom signs on to invite you to dinner. But you and your dad find your eating alone.
You think that papayas can really bash you into mush with a Troika
You think that you can pick something up just by poking it
You think that you can pick up water (and fire)
You forget how to jump (since we can't jump in the game)
You are so addicted to SK that...
...you can only sprint for 3 seconds before red shards fly out of your face (Strikers)
...you think shield protect you 360 degrees (Shields/Guardians)
...you think unless someone has a yellow mark over their head, they can't see you (Recons)
...you think flailing wildly with AA engaged will help you hit something (AA rage)
...you can see further to the north than you can to the south (the mentally challenged viewing window)
...you think it is morally right to consume someone's heart after killing them (Hearts)
...you think you can kill people with a toothpick (Flourish)
...you think you can switch guns and that they will automatically reload (Switchshooting)
...you think you can lift a solid hunk of stone/metal that is larger than you with one hand (Troika)
And now mob-style!
You are so addicted to SK that...
...you think jelly snacks will stab you (Jellies)
...you think dogs can barf bullets (Gun Puppies and Howlitzers)
...you think that poison, fire, shock, freeze, and stun wear off after 5 or 10 seconds (Status) (Kids, don't try this at home)
Auction House?
You are so addicted to SK that...
...you think there are no such things as shoes (No boots equipment slot)
...you think scarves are more expensive than fur coats (Wolver Coat v any scarf)
...you think it is perfectly normal for your shield to be on fire(Dragon Scale Shield)
And well that's all I have for now
-The T2 Lockdown Fiend
Actually my dog just did barf bullets....all over the floor.... o_o
You ring a bell when you see a black canine. (Snarbolax)
You're so addicted to SK you put weird things in vending machines (alchemy)
You run out with a jet pack and a fencing blade (lockdown)
talk to Strangers.
only eat Jello at night, in the dark. (Shadow weakness)
attempt to travel to a parallel universe when you're in a crowded room. (Switching Havens)
You thought that Benightz was chewable and that dogs chew him.