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Impostoclaus is clearly the Grinch.

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Fri, 01/04/2013 - 14:22
Glacies's picture
Glacies

It's true! Look at all these facts:

*Impostoclaus has a rhyme just like the Grinch.
*Impostoclaus is taking his unlimited presents with him. Leaving town without giving us anything.
*Impostoclaus requires our "Winter Wishes" in order to get anything from him. We now no longer have any wishes left.
*Impostoclaus just steals random presents laying around in the middle of nowhere and takes them back to his batcave.
*He has a lackey that just happens to be dressed up like a Reindeer. A single Reindeer just like the Grinch.
*The Grinch was an "Impostor of Santa Claus." "Imposto Claus"

Don't deny it, it's all right there.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 15:25
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Amaki's picture
Amaki
Not sure if Seerus.

Because if he's the Grinch, what are the specialized gremlins he wants you to kill?

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 19:28
#2
Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath

They know the truth! They've uncovered the conspiracy long before us!

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 19:42
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Glacies's picture
Glacies
@Amaki

Clearly it's the resistance to save Christmas.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 20:06
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Rm-Anami's picture
Rm-Anami
@Glacies

Christmas? What's that?
You mean Winterfest?

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 21:08
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Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx

I was thinking more of the lines of Satan Claus, but that works too.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 22:34
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Entrosync's picture
Entrosync
Doesn't matter,had boxes :)

Doesn't matter,had boxes :)

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