Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right here
I'll tell you how I became the Baron of kingdom called Almire

In west Almire born and raised
In the throne room where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all hot
And all slaying some Wolvers outside of the lot
When a couple of Feinds, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my kingdomhood
I got in one little fight and I fell to tears,
And begged the gods: "Curse me so I can rule Almire!"

I whistled for a elevator and when it came to me the
Ce price was 10 and had a Castle in the screen
If anything I could say that this elevator was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Almire!

I pulled up to the Throne Room about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Fresh Baron of Almire!