So I decided that my life is not exciting and that people take me too seriously when I attempt to commit to things. So I decided to dramatically leave the game, but I'm not entirely sure how to do it. So I made this thread. So this thread is asking how.
So how do I dramatically leave the game? I don't actually want to leave, just make a thread claiming some kind of leaving or retirement.
Pretend to insult everyone you know.
You can make real insults for me if you want.
But I already subtly insult everyone I know in every other post that I write, and I usually leave my guild like twice a week or so, and I am incapable of hosting any huge parties!
Vendor all your gear.
Then send me a message with all the crowns and I'll organise something froody for you.
But I don't really want to lose all of my stuff... I guess I could just claim to have vendored all of my gear. Its not like anyone is going to check and be like "AHA! SHE DIDN'T DO IT!"
tell for anyone who greeted you that you are not real fehzor, this is just his secret friend and trying to unbind and take all of the stuff. After one week, just log off completely without saying anything?
Give us a break with your failed jokes and keep posting about your sad life on "Fehzor's Blog".
Both good ideas, pretending to be someone else does indeed sound dramatic and wonderful. I'll have to check if I'm allowed to do that though... I don't think there is anything it at least.
As for my sad life and posting about it on my blog, I'm glad you like reading about how sad my life is! I'll be sure to keep writing about it.
And when you get that ASI Very High CTR Very High craft it into a cautery sword. Then parade around Haven
Yes. =O
I'm with Sket on this one.
You can always just roll those UV's instead of alchemizing all them swords! Probably about the same cost.....maybe....
Except I don't have a bazillion crowns on me lol. I'm F2P, so even though I'm relatively "well off" I'm not like... EoS... or something. Otherwise, I'd have much better UVs on certain things.
You forgot to name Unity and Jempire :B
The alternative is that you ragecraft a bunch of 2* shard bombs and alchemers and then give all the non-UV or low-UV ones away.
Sell your stuff
Mail me the CRs
Mail me your mats.
Enjoy your dramatical leave, me - Hades will give you a good room to rest in.
Just jking :P I get your point mate :D
Hint that you might be thinking of doing off with yourself in real life, but don't make it too obvious.
Give me all your account info, I won't do anything but change the password, Then you can tell me on an alt when you want it back. But you'll have to prove by telling me what your old password was.
Why troll, fehzor? Don't be like that.
Now i know you won't leave :P
Host the biggest party ever! Cookies and Pies! Get a 1 week hangover, delete your friends and get off your guild :P