Question: How to change avatars in the forums NOT SPAM!

Just a simple question just 1: how to change your avatar because as you can see I have none it's not spam so please don't mark me D: /cry

As Ubernerd says, this question has been asked countless times. For example, when you posted your question, there were already two threads about this topic on the first page of the New Recruits forum, including one that was just two hours old.
I know that the forum search function isn't speedy, but it's speedier than posting a question and waiting around for the answer. I'm not trying to be mean; I'm just trying to help us all use the forums well.
As Ubernerd says, click on "Forum Preferences" and choose your avatar. Cheers.

Just because you say "not spam" doesn't mean it's true.
This topic has absolutely nothing to do with the game. It belongs in off-topic (gremlin chatter)

It is, however, fully related to Spiral Knights. Their forum section at least.
Quit yo jibber jabber.
I'll just be nice about this because I know there will be a derpbillion people after (and possibly before) me who will just tell you "Search Bar." And to be honest, they're right. You should have used the search bar. If you had, you would see literally hundreds of threads asking the same question. Yeah. It gets annoying after a while. Anyway, right next to the search bar is a "Forum Preferences" link. Click that. There ya go. Be sure to click "Save" at the bottom once you choose one or it won't stay.
Once you've done that, click "Edit Thread" near the top of your screen and change it from "General Discussion" to "Graveyard." Also, this should have been in New Recruits in the first place. And now you know and will (hopefully) learn and become a mature and respected member of these forums.