YASGT: Yet Another Stupid Giveaway Thread (OVER)

Oh god, not again...
Yeah, this is a giveaway thread. Deal with it.
What are you giving away?
The entire monetary contents of an ancient Gaia Online account I haven't used for several years. In total that would be a little under 10 mill of gold, since all the items got dumped on the marketplace for exorbitantly low prices.
You're not Laylla's alt, right?
...whilst I did get a couple of messages asking words to that effect, I can safely confirm that the answer is probably no. Either that or I have a really severe case of MPD.
How do I enter?
- Post Gaiaonline username
- Post something amusing
- ???
- PROFIT!
By the way, the '???' part basically involves a) making me laugh and b) being in the first 20 distinct posts.
Wait, what if Erri -
I said '20 distinct posts'. Posting more than once will automatically get you discounted.
But what if you don't laugh?
...then someone will get picked at random.
I will come back to this thread after about an hour, although the trade may take 12 hours to go through.
So yeah, fire away.

What if each of my 20 repeated posts are distinct as all of my posts so often are?

IGN: Xairathan (Mind blowing, I know it is)
Something amusing: http://i46.tinypic.com/23syuli.jpg
???: What happens if you put the hair of a person using polyjuice potion in your polyjuice potion?
Profit pending.

I would like to point out that I was the author of only ONE thread similar to this one (and it was a contest, NOT a giveaway) - that was 5 months ago.
xD

Thread closed and competition ended due to a) lack of interest and b) Xai's awesome Batman vs. Iron Man contest.
The answer is water!
Sorry Fehz but you get discounted because you posted twice. Your person still gets a consolation prize though since you were the only other person who actually posted a user name :B
Also Laylla I am aware of that, but everyone seems to think that all giveaways afterwards are therefore as a result of your actions so it's all your fault really. <69

Yay! 9 mil of a currency that isn't crowns that I totally wish was crowns but isn't crowns that I will never use since I am hunting shiny charmanders on another website maybe I can finally look like sephiroth runon sentence! :D

;D Fehzor got a discount?
And
OH NOES! AUREATE IS NO LONGER PROCESSING THOUGHTS OF ME AS A LOVE PUPPY!!!

You're not Laylla's alt, right?
...whilst I did get a couple of messages asking words to that effect, I can safely confirm that the answer is probably no.
Hey!? Am I supposed to believe that only because you're just saying this? I would take issue with that statement - I think you're just another disobedient alt of mine who spams these forums with troll threads!

Yeah, I don't know them at all, and why am I being discounted? I did exactly what you told me to do- I posted twice, once with a random gaia username and once with something that I personally found to be amusing.

@Fehz: Although I did find it mildly amusing you didn't manage to make me laugh, and you actually posted twice.
'Posting more than once will automatically get you discounted'
But hey, the person whose username you put down still got something anyway :B
@Xai: Yeah, I know that feel. I wish you better luck than I had in getting it transferred into a different in-game currency, though. Also, trade for 9.98somethingorother million completed.
@Immort: Nah, Batabii's doing that now, so I stole his helmet.
@Laylla: Well I'm never going back to serving you! Never! D'you hear me?! D<
Username: Fluffyfluffybunni (Note that this is not my account, but a random one that I found on their forums. I would like to receive my wealth through spiral knights if I win)