So I was hanging around in front of the auction house...

Looking at gran fausts, pondering things to craft, etc; when I get an IM from a knight.
Knight goes "Excuse me, but are you under 13 by any chance?"
[needless to say I am well over that, and have not encountered this knight before]
I respond "No, I'm 21. Why?"
[Im thinking they wanted to invite me to a guild or something]
He goes "Oh nothing, its just that there is an age limit on this game-"
[?!]
So I ask him "Why would you single me out to ask if I was under 13?"
He goes "Oh no reason"
....
Story of my life. Trying to get me banned w/o me even doing anything.
Could it really have been anything else? What did I do? rofl.

Nope. I was standing still, so I doubt that was it.

I would have made the conversation public to mess with them.
No, {name}, I am not under the age of thirteen. Why do you want to know? Are you going to ask for nude pictures?*
Sorry {name}, I only give my age to people who have a reason to ask.
What was that {name}? I have a problem seeing purple text, would you mine repeating your whisper in public chat?
A lady never gives her age.*
* Only use this if you are male.

I use the arrow keys that doesn't mean i'm a noob i think Njthug uses it too.

@Rabeet-Ahsan
Yeah, I use the arrow keys as well, and that doesn't mean I'm a noob >.>
@Luguiru
Isn't the /tell text pink? Not purple?

Its just another one of those people looking for people to report (they pop up in EVERY MMO I play)
If your knight was not moving in a way characteristic of shooters, but rather in a jerky manner as if you were using the arrow keys, such movement is associated with noobs, who are assumed to be young.
Just guessing here.