-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I've played a LD match
-Yeah, so?
-Without saying spammer.
-Right this way sir.
Your turn.
Welcome to the salty spitoon... Game!
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:23
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 17:40
#2
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Plasma cannon?
What kind of unstable scabless dog uses a plasma cannon?!
I could kill every single man in this room while taped to the floor, and using nothing but my teeth!
rawr
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 08:08
#3
:3
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I killed the Wither!
-Yeah, so?
-With my FIST.
-Right this way, sir.
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 19:25
#4
HEEEEREEE'SS GABEN!!1!11
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I surf the Internet!
-Yeah,so?
-With INTERNET EXPLORER.
-Right this way, sir.
Wed, 03/27/2013 - 07:54
#5
^
Haha Intel. That was good.
Wed, 03/27/2013 - 09:00
#6
Hmph.
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough I am? Hmmmmmmm..
-?
-It's foggy today, right?
-Yeah, so?
-*Pushes him into the TV
-Rich.
-his dead body appears on the tv attenas.
-*His happy, dncing, flamboyant shadow appears.
-Right this way, kind sir!
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 04:55
#7
-Welcome to the salty
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I play spiral knights.
-Yeah, so?
-And kicked no one.
-Right this way sir.
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 16:15
#8
WTF?
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I made an original forum game.
-Yeah, so?
-Burntsouls stole it.
-You're VIP now sir.
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 19:50
#9
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
How tough am I!? How tough am I!?
I logged on to a children's site!
Yeah, so?
Without my parents' permission...
.D. Right this way sir.
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 10:18
#10
Cookies.
-Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How tough are yah?!
-I just ate a cookie the other day.
-Yeah... so?!
-It had raisins in them. And they were X-tra large.
-You own this place, sir.
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 03:09
#11
O_o
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? Ummm... I tasted the mystery food X!
-Yeah, so?
-I then proceeded to finish it all!
-Right this way Nana-chan.
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 05:56
#12
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I've gone onto TVtropes
-Yeah, so?
-And only looked at one page
-Right this way sir.
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 08:17
#13
...
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I sued Apple.
-Yeah, so?
-And I won.
-Right this way sir.
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 08:31
#14
Heh
-Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are ya?
-How tough am I? I ate a stick of celery.
-Yeah, so?
-It had one more calorie than normal.
-Right this way sir.
Salty Spitoon? What kind of low-life scumswagging brotherbeating dump is this? I can kill every single man in this room with my hands tied behind my back!
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And a plasma cannon attached to my face. ^_^