So today something very electrifying happened. Cobalt somehow possessed Dogrock and started stealing stuff out of the Officer's storage, which if I heard correctly, includes five sets of each first-gen rose regalia. After disposing of Dogrock's body in the Advanced Training Hall, Cobalt then attempted to attack Laylla with an army of Red Chairs. This attempt was foiled by the untimely arrival of Njthug, who had been stalking Laylla and attempting to call her and serenade her in Polish. Their meeting was interrupted as Uncosung, who had been punted skyward months ago, finally reached terminal velocity and fell on top of Cobalt. Seeing this as an attempted attack, Cobalt called on his ally, Golza, who then proceeded to gnaw on Uncosung's head. During this chaos, Hadn snuck his way to the guild roster, removed all the Veterans, promoted the Members to recruits, and danced on Dogrock's grave which he somehow found.
Another day in the life of EoS...
[Disclaimer: This post is not to be taken seriously. This post is intended to ridicule the guild drama in the General Discussion section of the forums. If you experience difficulty distinguishing between sarcasm and reality, internal bleeding, schizophrenia, diarrhea, nausea, and even death, this post may not be right for you.]
i expierenced explosive diarrhea, does that mean this post isn't fit for me?