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Spiral Knights Dating System; forum post hosted by the Bringer of Ashes, Marz

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Fri, 01/25/2013 - 19:50

Laadiesman

Hi Knights! I'm bringing love into SK! Let's play some match-making games ;D
Reply to a post you may like, and let's see if those replies go in-game!

Now, I shall start this thread and you hamsters shall follow my lead:

Ex:
In-game name: Marz-Ashbringer
Age: I have 3 or 4 months in SK
Gender: Male
Looking for:

Description:
I am a knight that works in the depths of Tier 2. My main weapon would be my Alchemers, and my secondary weapon would be my Faust and Avenger. My armor consists of gunnery boost in speed and damage boost in damage. I would rate my skills as a knight, a 9 out of 10.

Picture of myself:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=116244222

My motto (most repeated words you say in-game):
"DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO"

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 20:59

Bluebrawlerneo

....

Name: Bluebrawlerneo

Age: Meh

Gender: A male last time i checked

Looking for: a life

Description: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HID2VK4bsEg

picture of my self: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/417/608/ec9.jpg

My motto: i don't have one

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 20:20

Sweet-Hope

LoL and there's a thread about stalking and harassament in relationships in game!

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 20:26

Canine-Vladmir

derp

Dude. What the heck?
xD u seerus?

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 20:46

Wodanct

In-game name: Wodanct
Age: Born June 2011.. so however old that makes me.
Gender: Male
Looking for: Someone to make me a sandwich

Description:
I am a knight that has done everything this game has had to offer. I am now retired since I am worn out from countless FSC runs, countless SL runs, and trying to understand other Knights logic. I like to relax in my chair in the guild hall. I just want a sandwich.

Picture of myself:
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/558713312237420017/C793C3EFCFA4C1994...

and sometimes I look like this
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/558713312237500743/74D14BAB7E0451596...

My motto:
"I just want a sandwich."

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 20:44

Zephyrgon

GUYS PLEASE

This is not how you pick up girls in SK. Just go up to them, act all cute and compliment them. Even do a few runs with them. At the end of the day, you'll get their numbers. And i'm speaking from experience.

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 21:18

Shue-Donnym

rofl naw

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 22:07

Zaderules

In-game name: Zaderules
Age: Since June 2011
Gender: Male
Looking for: Seraphynx

Description:
I am a knight that is tier 3. I have a gunner set, and swordie set with several bombs and armor stuff. I would rate my skills as a knight, a 9 out of 10. I am a dragon looking for a seraphynx to be my Ahri <3.

Picture of myself:
http://youtu.be/pvuHCri5whk?t=55s

My motto (most repeated words you say in-game):
"Run Run Devil Run"

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 22:14

Laadiesman

@ Zaderules

I love that video!! Good song, good video; very nice!!

Fri, 01/25/2013 - 23:43

Thinslayer

@Zaderules

Whoa. Once I realized that was SpiralSpy, I was blown away by it. How many other players are capable of doing that? I gotta know. You should all work together to make some kind of Spiral Knights movie. That was awesome.

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 08:27

#10

Rating

Can't. tell. if. this. is. a

Can't. tell. if. this. is. a joke. thread. or. if. we. should. all. be. greatly. disturbed.

@Zaderules that was impressive. Bravo!

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 11:08

#11

Immortous

Monomi help us.....

I love how everyone thinks there a 9 out of 10 skill-wise.....

o_o

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 11:14

#12

Wodanct

Its obviously a joke thread.

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 12:51

#13

Mtax

Coma, an' drink wit' meh.

Man... u re drunk? *Hic*

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 13:11

#14

Bleyken

lol...

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 13:13

#15

Bleyken

Name: Contri
Age: -
Gender: Contri
Looking for: Contri's

Descrption:

I'm Contri.

Sat, 01/26/2013 - 14:04

#16

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

Name: Rego Montoya
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Race: Italian
Looking for: The !@$% who killed my father.

Description:

I am Rego Montoya, You killed my father, Eat !@$% and die.

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 02:50

#17

Vescrit

"DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO"

well in that case I'm not gonna post...

Oh wait...

%^*#

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 09:16

#18

Aureate

rule 30 of the Internet

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:42

#19

Immortous

Ant-loaf

Uh Fallconn,

The name is "Inigo Montoya"...not Rego Montoya.

And it goes like, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:51

#20

Ewwvww

Stuffs

IGN: Shovelheadmcgee
Age: 1 year and 2 months
Gender: Male Shovel
Looking for: Dat female shovel, nothing else.

Description: Im a male shovel who is looking for the female shovel in my life. Im tier 3, but I really am bad at everything. I can barely do tier 1 runs with my 5* gear, and don't get me started on LD. In LD I get an average of 700 damage, no caps, and no defends. I would rate my self as a 1 out of 10 because I suck at everything.

Picture of self: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rtVVYoqw754/TcmjaICvt7I/AAAAAAAABAY/2NHiqF1iHP...

So yeah, date me you female shovels.

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 14:36

#21

Tennis

call me maybe

In-game name: Tennis
Age: a couple months
Gender: Female
Looking for: the perfect tennis racket that'll love me for who I am, both strings and frame

Description:
I'm fragile and sensitive, so I only date the soft and loving guys out there. <3

Picture of myself:
http://assets.academy.com/mgen/03/10188803.jpg?is=500,500

My motto (most repeated words you say in-game):
<3

Sun, 01/27/2013 - 16:07

#22

Immortous

Ant-loaf

In-game name: Immortous
Age: A little more
Gender: Male
Looking for: Someone to drink tea with. A queen

Description:
I'm a stoic, stone-hearted stallion, with a love for purple crystals and big swords. <3

Picture of Myself: Oh yeah.

My motto (most repeated words you say in-game):

"Ahoy!"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:18

#23

Msaad

Thank you, But apparently, there is no subject.

In-game name: Msaad

Gender: Ermm Generation and bodybuilder? I GIVE UP.

Age: Age? Is it a mix of Ant and wage? Yeah, so the wages of my ants are 10 grand per month, thank you.

Looking for: Rubyeclipse's cookies.

Description: These are tricky questions; Discretion and Conception make Description? Wait i'm wrong...

Picture of myself: Here you go, But make sure to give me Ruby's cookies.

Motto:
I like cake.

Thank you

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:02

#24

Noahphone

Pathetic

This is a pathetic thread, i mean COME ON this is a fighting game, not a dating game

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:18

#25

Timbalero

name: Antonio Montana

age: 43

looking for: The world and everything in it

description: I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my [bleep] human rights, Just like the President Jimmy Carter says. Okay?

picture of myself : http://www.mediafire.com/view/?65fs98qalz0rlyt

motto: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:24

#26

Dendios

Name: Lu Bu
Age: 1858 years old
Gender: Male
Looking for: A worthy opponent

Description:
I am a mighty warrior, looking for a decent opponent. I wander everywhere, from Luoyang to Cheng Du to Nanhi and till the end of the world searching for that opponent. I ride on my loyal Red Hare "Chìtù mǎ". I've beaten countless warriors with my Sky Piercer and no one rivaled me till today.

Picture of myself:
Normal state.

When you mess with me.

My word :

"Are there no others? Is there no one left to challenge me? Is this the end? Are there no more great battles for me to join? Argh! More! I still wish to wield my blade in battle! I do not care who! Come and face me! Come and face the great Lu Bu!"

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 11:28

#27

Wodanct

Hey.. DW6 Lu Bu was overpowered with his attack combos. Also Tadakatsu Honda wants a word with you.

Mon, 01/28/2013 - 19:10

#28

Arctifice

Hi Kitty-Softpaws/Hector-Uribe. I haven't seen you in a while.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 08:58

#29

Dendios

@Wodanct

Hmph.. I already fought with that fellow, he didn't stand a chance against me. The only notable one, was Keiji Meida, he was like a Wild Animal fighting for its freedom.

Tue, 01/29/2013 - 23:57

#30

Hargbeast

@ OP Wait, how did you even

@ OP
Wait, how did you even get in that room for that screenshot?

On Topic: Sorry, not interested in this kind of stuff, just confused about the pictured room.

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 11:38

#31

Devious-Herzogin

Everyones Motto should be

Everyones Motto should be "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME."..nuff said. ._.

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 16:36

#32

Ink-Incorporated

Someone necro'ed. Well, this thread seems pretty interesting.

Name: Śāmila Iṅka
Age: I don't like math.
Gender: I don't like science.
Looking for: Someone who dips their falafels in ink.

Description: Well. You see? I'm a kid that listens to the rap music which gives me the brain damage with my hippin-and-the-hoppin-and-the-pimpin-and-the-boppin so I don't know what the jam is all about. YOU SEE?

Picture of Myself: This is why I used to get all the ladies.

Motto: I'm doing this wrong. Aren't I?

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 16:43

#33

Dean-Zane

haha

this is by far the funniest thread on the forums

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 17:05

#34

Grittle

Name: Diminleous Bobius

Name: Diminleous Bobius Jacob-Inswald greduian Grittalian the 3421st, or just Grittle
Age: May 2011
Gender: Mutant Underwear monster.
Looking for: Someone whose T3 and doesnt like to do FSC.

Description: After having dropped out of Harvard University[2] Newell spent thirteen years working for Microsoft Corporation, ultimately becoming a "Microsoft Millionaire". Newell has described himself as "producer on the first three releases of Windows".[3] Inspired by Michael Abrash, who left Microsoft to work on the computer game Quake at id Software, Newell and another Microsoft employee, Mike Harrington, left Microsoft to found Valve in 1996.[3] He and Harrington used their money to fund Valve through the development of Half-Life.
During production on Half-Life 2, he spent several months focusing on the Steam project.[4]
In 2007, Newell openly expressed his displeasure over developing his software for gaming consoles, particularly the PlayStation 3. In regard to the system, Newell was once quoted as claiming that developing processes for the console in general was "a waste of everybody's time"[5] and "a disaster on many levels ... I'd say, even at this late date, they should just cancel it and do a do over. Just say, 'This was a horrible disaster and we're sorry and we're going to stop selling this and stop trying to convince people to develop for it'."[6] Nevertheless, at E3 in 2010, Newell appeared on stage at Sony's keynote; while acknowledging his past outspoken comments on console development, he discussed the open nature of Sony's PlayStation 3 platform, and announced Portal 2 for the console, remarking that with Steamworks support it would be the best version for any console.[7] Newell has also criticized the Xbox Live service, referring to it as "a train wreck".[8] He was also intensely critical of Microsoft's latest operating system Windows 8, calling it a "catastrophe" and a threat to the usually open nature of PC gaming.[9]
In December 2010, Forbes named Newell as "A Name You Should Know" mainly for his work on Steam having partnerships with multiple major developers.[10] In March 2012, Forbes estimated the net worth of Newell as $1.5 billion, ranking 854th out of 1,226 global billionaires.[11](THIS IS DEFIANTLY NOT FROM WIKIPEDIA)

Picture of Myself: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ma3hKw071ra7pcyo1_500.jpg

Motto: SUPRISE

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 17:10

#35

Junecat

I haven't laughed this much at a thread in months. Why haven't I clicked on this before?

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