Once upon a time, the Impostocube and Rock Jelly had a baby. They called it a Black Kat. It rarely appeared. Then far away from there, the Book of Dark Rituals was born when Soul Jelly and Mewkat had a baby. They stuck the Ritual Book inside the stomach of ONE Black Kat so no one would ever find it. Then they decided to have some fun with it.
Soul Jelly, the mommy, invited all the knights in the land to kill the Rock Jelly mommy's babies. (She didnt like rock jelly mommy). If the knights found baby Ritual Book, they could kill Soul Jelly's mother-in-law, Margrel. When a knight killed Margrel, Soul Jelly gave a special hat to the knight.
Mewkat started crying and grabbed the Ritual Book and put it into a Black Kat. There were now millions of Black Kats and only one ritual book. There would be no hope of ever finding it.
Then the Gods of OOO came down from the heavens and took the book.
Odi- er Nick slipped it into his back pocket. "Moohaha, the knights will never know I've taken away their chance of getting this marvelous book!"
But Nick didn't know, knights had a cloning device! They had already cloned many copies of the book!
When Nick found out, boy was he mad. He stormed down, riding on his lightning bolt, to take back all the copies of the book. The knights protested, but the almighty God of OOO said, "Have no fear, you can still find the real book."
The knights were alright with that and went back to searching in vain for the magical Dark Ritual Book. They didn't know there was no chance for them to find it.
Nick said in his high chair of power and laughed at the dumb knights.
Then he boomed, "How bout pets! You must take care of them and if they die, you die! MUAHAHAH!"
The knights fell to the ground, crying. "WHY NICK WHY!??!?!"
And everyone was crying as Nick announced another recolored item promo.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
How will the knights ever survive?
10/10, would read again.