Spiral Knights - [Fun Game] Spiral Knights Logic

[Fun Game] Spiral Knights Logic

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Sat, 02/09/2013 - 07:15

Canine-Vladmir

a game purely on bashing the video game with its logic. Its extremely fun with the FPS genre but im pretty sure it wont be that hard for a Dungeon Crawler.
Really good ones will be added to OP. again, its not for making fun of the game just to 'emphasize' its logic :)

Objective: bash the game on some fail logic. Try to make a long list of SK Logic.

ill start off, and you take the lead.

Knights can't Jump
SK Logic

Knights have infinte bombs. Still cant open core.
SK Logic

Killed so many Gremlin Demos. Cant make gremlin bombs.
SK Logic

Friendly gremlins don't teach knights to speak gremlin
SK Logic

Gremlins designed two giant war machines. They make them 1) immobile and 2) pointed at each other
SK Logic

Wolver weak to pierce. Armor made out of them resists pierce.
SK Logic

Can teleport to any parties yet Boss battles are restricted.
SK Logic

Touching the edge of a spike can kill you.
SK logic

You can buy a recipe from 25000, and sell it from 25.
Sk Logic

You have opened the way of core, rescued many knights and completed many operations. All you get are badges and useless trinkets
SK Logic

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 07:28

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Logicless mode activated.

I seerusly can't read this post.

Have you heard of gremlin chatter?

The grammar of this post sucks.

My grammar sucks.

Knights are obviously lazy, why does Ozlo just sit his butt on the chair? Why does Ozlo doesn't help us?

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 08:41

Dmatter

Has infinite bombs. Can't

Has infinite bombs. Can't open metal core.

Also, gremlin chatter

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:13

Xenonguard

Kills millions of Gremlin Demos

Can't adapt mechanics of bombs.

>_<

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 18:16

Immortous

Hey Lupine-Vladmir, this goes in the Gremlin Chatter!

Devilites throw infinite objects that come out of nowhere.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:32

Klipik

Gremlins speak Gremlin-speak

Knights speak Knight-speak

Punch, Vise, Nonna, and Emberlight Gremlins speak both

Friendly gremlins don't teach knights to speak gremlin >_>

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 14:34

Klipik

oh and

Gremlins design two giant war machines. They make them 1) immobile and 2) pointed at each other.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 22:31

Persef

Want to sell something,

Want to sell something, shout.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 22:52

Infernus-Dragneel

Still don't understand this one...

Wolver weak to pierce

Armor made out of them resists pierce.

Sun, 02/10/2013 - 23:42

Cobalterian

Ummmm

Can teleport to other parties? And why are boss battles or the Core restricted?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 00:53

#10

Infernus-Dragneel

That, would cause abuse

That, would cause abuse because players can immediately jump into boss battles without joining before floors. So yeah, that will be called abuse.

Royal Palace, how do you keep things clean???

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:06

#11

Burntsouls

SK logic

You have opened the way of core, rescued many knights and completed many operations. All you get are badges and useless trinkets.
Touching the edge of a spike causes you to die.
King Krogmo can donate LD equipments to the Spiral HQ, but holds them for a game.
You can buy a recipe from 25000, and sell it from 25.
Wolver armors have piercing immunity.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 18:40

#12

Klipik

explantion of wolver armor

because leather coats are protective against poking from toothpicks.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 18:42

#13

Klipik

and also

knights get hit by full Blitz charge, which kills 90% of enemies in the game. is hurt by the first bullet and unaffected by the next 4.

Wed, 02/13/2013 - 21:09

#14

Kraanx

knights get hit by all sorts

knights get hit by all sorts of projectiles/melee weapons/etc all day every day.
not a single one has a dent in its armor or scars.
KNIGHT LOGIC
Knights catch fire but dont panic. they can just stand there. because itll pass
KNIGHT LOGIC
Knights put a sword under their arms and go all glowy in order to do fancy slashes.
KNIGHT LOGIC
knigts can grow bigger or smaller and change their eyes as they please
KNIGHT LOGIC
Knights can fit their toes into peglegs when using plate armor.
KNIGHT LOGIC

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:13

#15

Klipik

Knights are able to keep their balance using the striker pack,

even though they have no feet.

OOO LOGIC

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 20:27

#16

Shotjeer

A knight can...

Survive a trillion rockets and only be knocked out. Not. Killed.
It costs less energy to come back to life than to go down an elevator.
It takes 3 seconds to get a 4 star item into a 5 star item. Good manufacturing.
Apparantly stale bagels can kill you.
They dont suffocate in the Jelly Armors.
They can breath in toxic air without much effect.
Ash tail can go into skolver? Fire armor to ice? That's new.
Gravitation doesnt suck certain knights in, but sucks in others.
Vog Cub sounds like it's warm, and yet has fire protection.

Sun, 06/30/2013 - 11:07

#17

Shotjeer

Derp

I feeling EVIL today.

Sun, 06/30/2013 - 13:13

#18

Magnum-Frost

SK Logic

The knights can dash in order to avoid a little spike, but they feel they need to rest for 7 seconds before they can escape from that charging horse-man with a sword...
GAME MECHANICS LOGIC
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The knights are supposed to be some sort of living creature, but they require no food and come back to life when you recharge their batteries...
SK LOGIC
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Spiral HQ sends you delving into a giant mechanical death machine in the hopes of getting to an unopenable energy source to power an abandoned ship that is located at...well...nobody seems to know...
SK LOGIC
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You can freeze slags in place with a Glacius charge attack, that is, unless they are preparing to jump at you...
SK LOGIC
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Spiral HQ can't power the Skylark's damaged engines, but they can power their supercharged brandishes which use the exact same technology as the engines that HQ doesn't know how to power(like, seriously OOO, why did you write this obvious plot hole?)...
SK LOGIC
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Miles below the surface of a planet with at least a dozen levels above you, but this level has grass, gardens, and sunlight on it...
SK LOGIC

Mon, 07/01/2013 - 06:12

#19

Thowardz

...

Fencing Jacket Have Sword Damage Bonus: Medium. And also Snarbolax Coat...
But Ash Tail Coat Have Sword Damage Bonus: Low

Mon, 07/01/2013 - 18:47

#20

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

The Cautory Sword doesn't heal.
SK LOGIC

Shields build a dome that changes colors around the user.
SK LOGIC

Shields can be penetraded and have attacks go through but don't break.
SK LOGIC

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 01:07

#21

Xtweeterx

No matter how many times we

No matter how many times we die, we either choose to revive, or go back to Haven perfectly unscaved.

Tue, 07/02/2013 - 05:54

#22

Thowardz

autigua is peircing gun. But it next upgrade is Elemental and Shadow.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 05:36

#23

Green-Neko

Lemme see...

Knights CAN'T dance.
Knights CAN'T walk unless they're stunned.
And most of all...
How the hell do they go on without going to the bathroom?!?

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 07:08

#24

Players-Guest

nO SUbject

PvP doesn't have any have any lawyers to object knights who got injured. SK LOGIC
Faust can curse yourself. SK LOGIC
Wolver lines are soft but very durable. SK LOGIC
Crowns are worth less than energy. SK LOGIC
Knightss can survive being underground with no breathing. SK LOGIC.

Fri, 07/05/2013 - 19:53

#25

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

We can skip and grind the floor while our shield is raised but we can't jump.

Sun, 07/07/2013 - 15:48

#26

Altraknight

There are forests in the

There are forests in the clockworks

Sun, 07/07/2013 - 21:00

#27

Thowardz

There is...

Sky under cradle

Mon, 07/08/2013 - 20:52

#28

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Whatever knights think of is displayed in a floating bubble on top of him/her.

Tue, 07/09/2013 - 15:21

#29

Doom-Xx

We don't take showers (lawl,

We don't take showers (lawl, how do we smell?)

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 20:46

#30

Thinslayer

Spiral Knights Logic

Shields break without breaking.

Snarbolax exists in one out of four gates. He respawns every time you kill him. But Kora tells you to kill him to clear the way to Tier 2, instead of instructing you to use another gate, and even though the Snarbolax can't be permanently killed.

Regularly enters the Core via Shadow Lairs, complains that the Core can't be opened.

Infinite Fangs of Vog. You gotta admit, they can't all be real.

Wed, 07/10/2013 - 22:42

#31

Destroyerofthenort

TACTICAL TEXT BOMB INCOMING!

1. Is told to clear a path to the core. Gets down there to find an entire squad waiting for him.
2. Capable of wielding a weapon larger than themselves comfortably one-handed. Can be killed by blobs of jelly-like material.
3. Somehow, being covered in jelly makes you unable to fall asleep
4. Upon using a shield, you are automatically covered on all sides
5. It does nothing to you to remove items from your bag for use... but the minute you set it on a table, it strains your ability to function
6. It is easier to fall asleep in plate mail than in any other armor
7. Pills all function immediately and perfectly... no exceptions
8. One pill may universally cure all injuries, yet the minute you are poisoned it is impossible to heal you
9. It is impossible to overdose
10. If you take a pill when not needed, it will not dissipate and somehow come back out seconds later
11. Roarmulus twins' weapons can destroy even their own armor (i am to presume energy shielding, as normal weapons have no effect until it is hit), yet nothing in their arsenal is capable of destroying a metal knee-high wall
12. Gorgos are the result of devilites being unproductive in their work days, additionally, devilite overtimers are mutated. Therefore, devilites are biologically controlled by their jobs; also leading to the assumption they naturally (and always did) live in an urban environment
13. While knights seem to make a living off of doing missions assigned by Spiral HQ, it seems as though they have no actual paycheck. Instead, they get money from their dead opponents that somehow happen to use their currency even being on an Alien World. Therefore, missions are all just planned muggings.
14. Somehow, even if it is day time, if a camp is attacked; a knight will claim: "they came from the darkness, there was no time to react!". Most people who are bad at doing something will make up excuses not to. Therefore, 1 out of all 5 knights in a camp cannot fight.
15. Whenever a shard bomb detonates, somehow the shrapnel is all ejected into exactly the same arrangement as last time regardless of knight position in relative to the bomb, the fact that shrapnel implies it is fragmenting and not shooting off projectiles, the conditions under which the bomb was placed, and the terrain in which the bomb is placed.
16. Eating the hearts of your enemies somehow makes you have more health.
17. Every elevator comes with a built-in invisible slot machine. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!
18. None of the elevators in the clockworks have their own power supply.
19. Somehow, a knight can carry up to four weapons on their left side at once, and none of them will show
20. Shields can make you hit faster

KIGHT LOGIC!!!

Fri, 07/12/2013 - 13:53

#32

Ink-Incorporated

You craft an Azure Guardian helmet with a Mighty Cobalt Helmet, but it's simply just a Mighty Cobalt helmet placed over your face instead of of on top of your head.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 07:09

#33

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

You can mail an entire Skolver Clone set to someone in the camp for only 100cr.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 13:25

#34

Not-Argljing

what did I miss?

you use random stuff to instantly make something

we never run out of ammo

our swords and armor never break

you can wear stuff over stuff but that stuff over stuff doesn't help you

you can mail stuff instantly without a post office

you can go into and out of jelly freely without having jelly on you

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 16:36

#35

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

The Wrench Wand is a gremlin sword with a comstruct bonus.

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:51

#36

Doom-Xx

Knights have nonsensical

Knights have nonsensical names sometimes (the ones we create)

Sat, 07/20/2013 - 18:56

#37

Ink-Incorporated

If you get hurt, you don't actually move, get bruises, make sounds, or feel pain, and you just act like you didn't get hurt.

Sun, 07/21/2013 - 00:25

#38

Shocking-Beats

Even though you can dash and

Even though you can dash and shield bash, you cant JUMP

(Sorry I think someone mentioned this)

Mon, 07/22/2013 - 08:01

#39

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

@Shocking-Beats
Yep but I put too many words.

The second elevator in OCH goes up when you want to continue (dunno about leaving though).

Thu, 08/01/2013 - 17:33

#40

Tehepicwin

Lets do this

Rocket to the face, knocked back an inch.

Important and crucial person is in trouble, Spiral HQ sends in a recruit with a proto gun and some health capsules.

500 bullets flying towards knight, gets stunned and hit once.

Thu, 08/01/2013 - 20:33

#41

Doctorspacebar

Pistol is best weapon in TF2

Gun with the power of the stars themselves - Less damage than a Brandish charge
SK LOGIC.

Gremlin is hit twice in the head with downward rocket hammer swings - takes less damage than if his feet are grazed by a spike bomb
SK LOGIC.

Drakon is more nourished by a Plague Essence than by a Monster Bone
SK LOGIC

Sees a trap full of explosive blocks ahead - Can't set them off prematurely with a pot and blow Razwog to bits
SK LOGIC

Mortafire surrounded without its gear - Can't punch Knights out of the way
SK LOGIC

Sat, 08/03/2013 - 07:58

#42

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Knights show no sign of coldness when frozen.

Knights don't take DPS whilst poisoned.

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[Fun Game] Spiral Knights Logic