Spiral Knights - Diary of a Roarmulus Twin

Diary of a Roarmulus Twin

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Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:22

Mariohuge

Hello! You may be thinking that I am a vog cub, but I am actually a Roarmulus twin in disguise! MUAHAHAHA!
(don't tell feron.)
Anyway, I thought I would make a diary on the forums to list off my experiences as a Roarmulus twin. It will be daily, so there won't be more than 1 entry a day, but it will go on until I am either caught by those meddling spiral knights, fed up with this game (never gonna happen), or deactivated by seerus (but i already killed him because he wouldn't give me a love puppy). It begins...now!

DAY 1
Succesfully infiltrated the haven. Even though I am a giant motherlovin' gun puppy, the don't suspect me as long as I wear this armor.

Also, note to self: pick up milk on the way back to the factory.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 12:28

Mariohuge

Diary of a Spiral Knight

DAY 1
Currently met another knight dressed in the same armor as me. He has my name, too, but I wouldn't worry about it too much. After all, it's not like he's a Roarmulus Twin or something stupid like that!

Also, note to self: bid on 5* snarbolax coat before it reaches 200k crowns.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 13:35

Svanto

Lol double diary?

Ehem the knight not worrying about a copy of yourself walking around? Gosh that knight is stupid...

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 19:20

Callis-The-Wicked

.....

*throws a Chromalisk at diary because something is obviously amiss*

Tue, 02/19/2013 - 03:08

Cobalterian

What in?

This is.... completely unrealistic........ I'm NOT going to notice this EVER again.

Tue, 02/19/2013 - 03:21

Svanto

I just told feron...

How does a roarmulos twin fit into a vog cub suit anyway?!?!?! I MEAN RORTWINS AR FRIIIIKUIING HIGE!"!!!!!!!

Tue, 02/19/2013 - 04:46

Infernus-Dragneel

slowga processing..... failed

...........

Wow.... we should be careful since a RT is amongst us....

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 17:31

Mariohuge

Day 3

Just got a new set of armor! I had to, since that kid I made friends with was getting suspicious. I'm surprised they can't see i'm a roarmulus twin even with this INCREDIBLY SMALL ARMOR on. Oh well. Hey, it's nice to fight alongside these guys, anyway. Shame i'll have to kill them all.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 17:34

Mariohuge

Day 3

I swear that guy impersonating me is a roarmulus twin! He just changed his armor from a vog cub set to proto armor! Yesterday he stole my account info just to buy me 7,500 ce, and now he's making himself completely weak! No one does that unless they were designed to be a moron!
Then again, it could just be Wheatley.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:14

Mariohuge

Day 4 (RT)

Lucky to get in an entry. Feron suspecting me. He's going too far, and he may be the first I kill.
At least I won that auction on that strike needle.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 17:17

#10

Mariohuge

Day 4 (MH)

Feron is finally seeing what I mean. Seriously, no one immediately tests out a strike needle on the royal jelly palace, not even Feron. I need to keep a close eye on this guy...
Also, how did he win that auction? I bid just a few crowns under the buy price, and at the last second he bids higher and grabs it right out of my hands! No one's THAT evil!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 16:01

#11

Mariohuge

Day 5 (RT)

This may be my last entry.
That stupid knight keeps following me around, and now he has me cornered.
In a few seconds, he'll be right in front of me.
My only regret...I didn't get 10,000 ce.

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 16:03

#12

Mariohuge

Day 5 (MH)

This Roarmulus Twin in disguise is close! I have him with his back against the wall! It's just a matter of time before I find him!
If this is my last entry...my mewkat gets all of my items.
No regrets!

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