God of BLT sandwiches forbid areas in a town have distinctly unique features when there could be a Punch and Vise in every area, including floors in the Clockworks while you fight so you can get new UVs literally at any time- except for those pesky loading screens. You know what? There should be at least Punch, Vise, an alchemy machine, a loadout station, Brinks, and Krogmo following everyone everywhere they go and during loading screens to interact with.

And then Luguiru had his wrists and shins bound, a potato sack tied around his head, and thrown into the river. It was a pleasant swim but once he washed ashore no more than ten minutes down the stream he wiggled out like a giant soggy caterpillar, found the idiots who thought he was dead, and devoured them like equally giant leaves. It was crunchy. And bloody. They needed some mustard and a couple diced garlics. Some nice dining ware would have also been helpful. How about a guest to share the meal with? We could have an exquisite dinner party of people pretending to be giant caterpillars.

Hello, is this the asylum? Yes, this is L- I mean, an anonymous caller. How are your maximum security padded rooms this fine evening? Have the orderlies seen to the doors being securely locked? More specifically the one at the end of the hall with the hazard sign on the door? Thanks for checking, I must leave you for now. Have a good night. In hell.