Spiral Knights - Remind me never to smoke Nick's pipe(Lore thinkers, fanfic writers, Pot Smokers, No 10 searcher and the rest! Theory time!)

Remind me never to smoke Nick's pipe(Lore thinkers, fanfic writers, Pot Smokers, No 10 searcher and the rest! Theory time!)

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Tue, 02/26/2013 - 13:54

Softhead

After an incident involving robbing OOO and taking several possessions,Like server data and pictures of an enslaved Tortodrone servant, I got a Pipe.

I lit it and I then felt like I died.

And I bet you guessed what happened then....

I became more aware.

Now, here are my theories.

1. Swarm eye is number 10.

You see this everywhere.

Danger radar, Titan statue and Gate, sealed sword and others. Please tell me more ones you've noticed.

2. Zombies=knights(or similar relations). Obvious, but thinking about levels such as graveyards and GitM, makes you wonder about Kora's one quote about the knights feeling like they belong here. Could it be that somehow, older generations came here before the time of the Skylarkian Knights?

Or holds sinister or classified info about HQ?

OBSOLETE. Check Zombies=Knights variant 2

3. Almire seems to be an older, twisted mirror of Skylarkians(My naming for the knights).
Guardian class knights(like the Warden And Virgil)= Slags and Dreadnaughts.
Cobalt knights are equivalent to Almarian Crusaders.
Civilian/Proto(?)=Normal slags/Bombie.
OBSOLETE

Check Twisted Mirrior.
I will use more of that magical pipe again later...

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 16:00

Vlad

#2 -

#2 - http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/20773

Tue, 02/26/2013 - 14:35

Canine-Vladmir

regarding number 2

"2. Zombies=knights(or similar relations). Obvious, but thinking about levels such as graveyards and GitM, makes you wonder about Kora's one quote about the knights feeling like they belong here. Could it be that somehow, older generations came here before the time of the Skylarkian Knights?"

Spiral Knights are trained killers. We go into biomes that is not attacking us and we go in and massacre most of that world. What Kora is feeling is guilt. Kora and the rest belong in a graveyard...dead.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 06:31

Fleet-Miss-Gun

3. The Almires are just a

3. The Almires are just a cursed ancient race. One day their king becomes a some kind of monster and quickly burn his rivals, which in turn also turn his citizens into a fiery undead.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:29

Softhead

...........

I know that, but don't you see?

CONNECTION.

Same appearances. How can an ancient race look exactly the same as us, despite being here longer and Skylarkians/Isorans not noticing a planet disappearing?

-_-

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 18:51

Softhead

Well Stable, or Fleet,

After conversing with Ted,

I retact some of my statements.

Knights and such relations, seems to be the Base humanoids(like human like figures is Sci-Fi) in the Galaxy that Cradle resides in. I mean GitM with the Knight suits, we didn't come here until 2-4 years earlier.

This also questions why would Gremlins and such create mecha knights based on a race that either doesn't function as well(Almire) as how the Aliens who invaded(Us). The GitM dudes(Via messages and ones who traveled cradle). Phantoms?

Why are phantoms who guard Graveyards look like us?

Obviously Grems are an exception. Did they come from another galaxy? Are they not native? More to come.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 02:49

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Simple.

Because they're all plot holes.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 09:10

Softhead

No.

You're too sane to come up this-this stufffffzzzzz.

Unhinging= Philosophy.

Lore, laurels, l 'Oreal.

Why am I fixing plotholes?

BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT!

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 09:34

Raisinfist

Ahem.

2. The link between GitM and the Knights.

Why do those spacesuits look like they'd fit us? Come to that, why do I want one so badly?

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 09:49

Softhead

Because they look so much like Space Jelly demo sets.

I also want them.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:07

#10

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Did Softhead gone insane due

Did Softhead gone insane due to Nick's pipe?

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:18

#11

Softhead

No.

I was naturally like that.

Nick helped me via his pipe to think.

And I've solved one of the greatest plotholes in the universe.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:27

#12

Fleet-Miss-Gun

The greatest plot hole of all time is Prometheus.

Also probably ME3

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 13:36

#13

Softhead

One of......

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 01:24

#14

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I'm an idiot.

BTW Who is Larry?

1. I didn't even see any number ten of anything, you hallucinating.

2. Obviously way more different than a knight, Kora is just stupid like the rest of the NPCs.

3. Slags are way more different than a knight.
Dreadnaughts is a generic zombie knight.
Almirian Crusaders sleeps way more than a knight and has a spear.
Bombies are just a zombie version of creepers.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 13:59

#15

Softhead

Yes, yes you are. LARRY IS BATABII. I said that earlier -_-'.

DERP.

Nicks ten things you didn't know about spiral knights. my swarm thing was my idea of number ten.You must be new here.

2. I wonder what is wrong with you. First, it's to much of a thing to overlook, as they were residents of the identical almire. And as I said, in my latest theory, i retracted some of it, and now know that they are all similar in shape only. Why do you try to troll me.

3. I was drawing comparisons, as if one thinks about it, this race has similar comparisons (Giant shielding brute with regenertive properties),
Spears, I mean, we do have rapiers, claymores, what does a shield do with disproving that comparison. They are like the grunts, like how we act ingame and with the striker class. Almarian Crusaders are trapped in stone. ._. And act like a flourish user, which is a zombie knight. Which they are.

Dreadnaughts are trojan like knight creatures. How do zombies ram into us/

Why are you talking about their gameplay?^_^.

Obviously, If one thinks about it, we're missing Recon out of the Almarian Classes.

Now to edit 3.

Almarians have a similar, albiet twisted class.

Striker/Cobalt grunts: Crusaders.

Guardian: Dreadnaught/Slag guard

Now all we are missing are recons.
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I now realise my purpose on this Wierd, twisted planet.

To cobble to horribly written story!

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 17:07

#16

Fleet-Miss-Gun

This might be a bt off topic but.

Is it true that Softhead is hallucinating?

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 17:11

#17

Grittle

No. You are hallucinating You

No. You are hallucinating

You are actually playing COD, yelling at your teammate softhead for playing horribly, even though you have a 1 kill 85 death score.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 01:18

#18

Fleet-Miss-Gun

@Softhead

Since you don't edit the thread......

ABADON THE THREAD.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:32

#19

Softhead

How about

No.

Go away kind sir.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:35

#20

Softhead

Twisted Mirror

Almarians have a similar, albiet twisted class.

Striker/Cobalt grunts: Crusaders.

Guardian: Dreadnaught/Slag guard

Now all we are missing are recons.

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Remind me never to smoke Nick's pipe(Lore thinkers, fanfic writers, Pot Smokers, No 10 searcher and the rest! Theory time!)