Spiral Knights - Hot off the Press! An exclusive look inside the Jempire's inner sanctum!

Hot off the Press! An exclusive look inside the Jempire's inner sanctum!

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Sat, 03/02/2013 - 06:10

Troupe-Forums

So I managed to sneak into the Jempire's weekly officer meeting this morning, and I managed to snap this

before their automated asi vh polaris turrets shock-locked me to death.

It seems that the jempire is in fact in cahoots with OOO and has been given special access to many previously unheard of furnishings for their guild hall, as can be seen in the picture above. Whether the Jempire plans to ever deactivate their asi vh polaris turrets and allow outsiders into their guild hall to see these exclusive furnishings is unknown, but don't expect any more of these from me. I'm not spending another 3kce on ce revs to get out of there with more pics.

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 06:44

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Obvious satire of Jempire's

Obvious satire of Jempire's hate is obvious....l

So you get a hug.

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 06:53

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Anyway you can just ask me to

Anyway you can just ask me to disable those turrets.

I'm a master of failing, but this also means those turrets will FAIL to kill me.

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 07:28

Grittle

Guys get your Nitromes

Guys get your Nitromes ready

Were going vandalizing

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 07:42

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Guys...........

Strap Nitromes in your fist, and punch those turrets like a ma-, I mean wo-, I mean whatever you call yourself.

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 08:37

Icegill

Boom!

Where are the prismatic wallets?

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 08:49

Canozo

Wow thats so fake. Ruby spends 50kCE on Revs... in one match.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:17

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Is it true that the Jempire

Is it true that the Jempire is created to generate hate?

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:19

Grittle

Yesh, why Jempire was owned

Yesh, why Jempire was owned by Darth Vader himself, Darth Vader was a really huge SK fan!

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:22

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Okay Grittle why do you hate

Okay Grittle why do you hate the Jempire so much?

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:25

#10

Msaad

@Stable

Why would our very own veteran be hating Jempire? (Talkin' about troupe), I'm sure he's proving to be sarcastic. and the picture itself was made by someone in Jempire. Canozo too, is showing sarcasm, even ruby explains he uses 50k CE (Which is not true.)
And grittle..... Is just being grittle.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:27

#11

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I'm being something but if I

I'm being something but if I tell it will ruin my entire point of sarcasm!

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:31

#12

Mzculet

The irony.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:32

#13

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Irony intended.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:35

#14

Fleet-Miss-Gun

OOO should buff skolver set!

OOO should buff skolver set! At least give it resist status immunity to every status, has max elemental, shadow, and piercing, and give it MAX bonus damage, MAX ASI, and MAX CTR!

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:44

#15

Mzculet

@ Stable That skolver is

@ Stable

That skolver is called jempire.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:45

#16

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Hey I'm fleet.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:47

#17

Luguiru

I feel like I should make a joke about the piktur but I know nothing about those people other than their name reminds me of what someone told me a while ago in a completely different game with the same guild name about how it was a multi-game scamming guild originally but they decided to cut that out and do whatever they wanted.

Maybe we should all have a slumber party at their place. We can tell scary stories about not having enough CE to revive in Lockdown or fry up some bacon and slap each other with them. That second one might lead to naughty activities so we should sing happy, child friendly songs instead.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 10:54

#18

Mzculet

"I feel like I should make a

"I feel like I should make a joke about the piktur"

"a joke about the piktur"

"piktur"

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 11:31

#19

Luguiru

Are you making fun of my smelling on these foorims where polepal make poots?

Because that would be fine.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:49

#20

Grittle

@Fleet Well I hate Jempire

@Fleet

Well I hate Jempire for the fact that they hate me,This video will show my hatred to the (J)empire in a nutshell

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 12:55

#21

Fleet-Miss-Gun

If it yes.... Should I make

If it yes....

Should I make skolver and Polaris with VH uv?

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 15:44

#22

Troupe-Forums

DISCLAIMER:

The OP was meant as a satirical post to make fun of the many (sometimes innacurate) preceptions that the community has of the Jempire. The picture was edited by Shoutenshu.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 16:15

#23

Mzculet

@Jempire "You can't hide

@Jempire "You can't hide what's inside"

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 20:47

#24

Rpg-Knight

Edit

"The picture was edited by Shoutenshu."

You just had to make it clear now lol

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 00:11

#25

Tastybite

did ruby pay extra for that giant dapper combo? it doesn't look very fresh. maybe get rid of the mold

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 01:16

#26

Fleet-Miss-Gun

WHY EVERYVODY DON'T KNOW THAT

WHY EVERYVODY DON'T KNOW THAT I'M SARCASTIC!!!!!!

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:12

#27

Mzculet

We knew you were being sarcastic

I just chose to ignore you.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 00:53

#28

Grugwasasailor

Honestly, that's what I call

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

This guy is apparently using double reverse psychology. He's trying to use some inception level psychology to make it think as if they dont do the things everyone claims but in actual fact, they do.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist" - Baudelaire

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 05:41

#29

Splinter

huh?

Who is this Jempire guy?

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:33

#30

Troupe-Forums

@Paska

Which jempire guy?

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 17:45

#31

Mzculet

Denial

"This guy is apparently using double reverse psychology. He's trying to use some inception level psychology to make it think as if they dont do the things everyone claims but in actual fact, they do."

+1 very true

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 07:07

#32

Shoutentenshu

Shoutenshu?

oh i see how it is torupe -.-

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 07:54

#33

Msaad

Shoutshoutshoutshoutshouttt

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 09:01

#34

Dragonuity

It's on the front page of

It's on the front page of jempire's website. That pic

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