Spiral Knights - Hey everyone, the OOO office invasion is reannouced! Accepting guest.

Hey everyone, the OOO office invasion is reannouced! Accepting guest.

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Sat, 03/02/2013 - 21:08

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Hey everyone, want to raid OOO?

Then join me! Or you must die! (JK)

Now I'm waiting you for the improved, the updated, and the up to date invasion!

Guest:
-1. Iamnoone
-2. Gzilla
-3. Immortous
-4. Severage

FAQS:

Why did you do this?
Because who doesn't want to grab OOO submarine, then find the OOO's secret base and shoot it with coffee spills?

Will it an epic fail?
Even the epic fail is pretty epic. Trust me, my friend.

Did you just trolled me?
:i.

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 21:10

Gzilla

Down+down=Up?

I'm down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oBU7d5oenQ

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 21:12

Fleet-Miss-Gun

You just make the new Rick

You just make the new Rick roll!

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 15:57

Iamnoone

I'm in. I said it before. All

I'm in. I said it before. All we have to do is stand next to the wall holding curtains, pretending to be windows and they'll never notice us. Then, we bag Nick while he's holding the ban stick.

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 12:28

Fleet-Miss-Gun

@Iamnoone

Done, you're accepted!

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 15:36

Gzilla

fleet y u no accept my app?

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 17:54

Immortous

ME
So while Iam is inside pretending to be a curtain, Imma be outside doin' the laundry. Then, when yall get'em outside to me, I'll wrap'em up in the laundry.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 03:29

Iamnoone

We're waiting for orders

We're waiting for orders boss.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 04:07

Severage

And then after Immortous wraps them in laundry, I'll get 'em with my RS--- owait, no I won't.

I'll put some purple racing stripes on a crowbar and replace Nick's ban stick with a decoy. Then we put him in the washer/dryer with the rest of the laundry (On cold water wash/low heat, wouldn't want his jelly self melting on us), just so his toupee isn't dirty.

We then proceed to ransom Nick back to OOO for some outrageous fine, like maybe Cherub's Costume Outfit.

~Sev

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 18:28

Iamnoone

WHAT!!!

No wait. Decoy ban stick ? Ransom!?!

Try like this:
We bag him while he's holding the ban stick and just take it from him....
kill him...
kill the capt'n and everyone else one by one and be done with em.

Do their laundry? Wash Nick's toupee!?!...
Fleet, can I kill him or are you?

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 22:11

#10

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Yes, we shall kill him.

AND REVIVES HIM AS THE OLD NICK!

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 01:15

#11

Severage

Don't revive me as ol' Nick, I don't wanna be Santa.

I'll never get time again with my family during Christmas... :(

~Sev

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 03:46

#12

Softhead

I say we throw Fleet over there.

They will all die due to he/she's spam attacks.

Sat, 03/09/2013 - 17:49

#13

Iamnoone

/giggles
So who is the heshe?

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 06:20

#14

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I'm genderless.

First thing first is to frame OOO so the government will thanks us.

I stealthily kill one of the OOO's guard with a toothpick, then I shoot Softhead(or Atrumivindex) with my sniper rifle.

I quickly drop my sniper rifle in the guard's body, and I teleport to the space.

Now OOO is sued by the government for killing Softhead.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 07:23

#15

Softhead

All knights are genderless.

Still throw you.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 07:33

#16

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Everyone..... If you see

Everyone.....

If you see Softhead, throw him to Nick. He would insta-kill Nick.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 08:38

#17

Softhead

Fleet is a living atomic bomb.

He will kill you.

Like how Central City was annilated by the Eclipse Cannon.

And Softie is ust a shell!

You don't know the true me.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 08:50

#18

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I know you're Atrumivindex.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 10:40

#19

Softhead

A shell

My true form is my legacy.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:11

#20

Iamnoone

"First thing first is to

"First thing first is to frame OOO so the government will thanks us."
/squeals
Splendid.

We need to scatter some dead bodies around with Nick's DNA on them and put of few drops of blood from the dead bodies around their office.

Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:24

#21

Immortous

Mojo-beef

Alright. Don't worry about the dead bodies.....I've got that covered......>_>

Wed, 03/13/2013 - 17:21

#22

Iamnoone

Wait on orders.

So what da ya say there Fleet, invade?

Sun, 03/17/2013 - 18:31

#23

Immortous

Aaand....

HEY. Where'd ya go Fleet?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 06:45

#24

Iamnoone

Shhh!!!

Um...Let's just say Fleet is preoccupied these days. We're going it without him.
/checks the locks on the closet before leaving

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 07:05

#25

Fleet-Miss-Gun

NUUUU! LET'S INVADE NOW! /set

NUUUU!

LET'S INVADE NOW!

/set up cloaking device.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:04

#26

Immortous

Mojo-beef

Get back in the closet Fleet. =O

Alright, Ima start doin' that laundry. Get your curtain-costumes ready!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 12:39

#27

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

I'm in, Gonna pawnch that lying cake eater and teach 'em what fer.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 13:21

#28

Royal-Night

They told me to leave. I stayed.

I'm coming too. Lemme have a curtain costume, I'm gonna go with Iamnoone's ideaz.

I promise I will bringz da COFFEE!!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:36

#29

Iamnoone

YAY!!! Coffee. Good

YAY!!! Coffee. Good idea.

/seals Fleet in a box with an address in the Himalayan Mountains
We'll need the closet space for Nick. Let's not kill him to quickly. I want to torture him for a while first.

/dresses up as a curtain.
Let be off!!!

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:14

#30

Immortous

Mojo-beef

Alright, pour me some coffee yall. I'll go get the MCV for this adventure.

/goes into garage and gets the Mysterious Candy Van

"Everyone in! Oh, and if you see random candy lying on the floor, don't eat it!" O_o

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:32

#31

Iamnoone

Okies, I won't eat the

Okies, I won't eat the candieee!!!!!
/dives on the floor looking for candy
/looks up with mwa face covered in sugar and chocolate
I won't eat any.
/digs around for more candy

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 23:47

#32

Tohru-Adachi

I'm going to blow it.

NIIIIIIICCKCKCKCKCKCKKCK.

Thu, 03/21/2013 - 05:26

#33

Infernus-Dragneel

Shutup Adachi!

Oh god... Adachi has found his way into the world of Spiral Knights... We must use those cabbages as decoys!

Anyhow

Can I watch as everything is unfold?

Thu, 03/21/2013 - 05:45

#34

Iamnoone

The sugar rush kicks in.

/vibrates on the floor of the van
GO!
GO Faster.
C'mon can't you go any faster?
/shakes and drools
/thinks to self, I hope they don't notice their window shaking.

Thu, 03/21/2013 - 08:21

#35

Immortous

@Iam

"Alright, you asked for it! Fasten your straightjackets!"

/hits the warp drive button conveniently hidden under my tongue
/screams as the MCV blasts off into the distance
/sees the monument to Monomi outside OOO HQ
/hits the brakes

"Iam! Quit that shakin'! Just cause we're in California now doesn't mean we need another earthquake!"

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 19:36

#36

Iamnoone

/tries to stop

/tries to stop shaking
/shakes more
/grabs a bag of candy for the road
C'on lets invade this place before anyone notices us.
/grabs a curtain and runs

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 20:04

#37

Tohru-Adachi

PPPF.

Throws everyone into the tv.

*Eats cabbages*

Riches and bores.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 02:57

#38

Infernus-Dragneel

Gasp! The enemy!

Adachi! What did I tell you about throwing people inside tvs?!

Peaches and Horse

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 10:22

#39

Immortous

Mojo-beef

/sigh...
/pulls everyone out of OOO's TV
/sees Nick staring at us with mouth agape

"QUICK! Wrap him in them curtains before he gets away!!!"

Alfredo and spittoons. (whatever)

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 12:27

#40

Tohru-Adachi

I may be a Police Knight.

But I didn't join to be an agent of justice.

I wanted a gun.

One mistake sent me out of haven and into the Sticks.

-_-

*Shoots Immortous.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 14:10

#41

Iamnoone

I jump in front of the bullet

I jump in front of the bullet heading for Immortous and smack it back at Tohru-Adachi with the bag of candy I'm holding.
You $#*@. You ruined my candy!!!
I jump on Tohru-Adachi and beat the crap out of him, smacking him in the face with what's left of the mangled candy bag.
I see Nick watching us. He's holding a camera.
/leaps
/dives
/knocks Nick to the floor
Immortous, hurry up. Tie his hands and feet with a curtain.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 14:23

#42

Tohru-Adachi

DUMB BASS!

*Summons Persona

*Uses Vorpal Blade

Destroys everyone in the building.

EVERYONE.

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 18:23

#43

Immortous

Tohru, seerusly? Keep the subject on track.

"I'm hurrying!"

/leaps
/dives
/lands on Nick
/wraps curtains around Nicks face and nostrils

"I gots 'em. Now what?"

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 20:25

#44

Infernus-Dragneel

What a BEARy Teddious move!

*Summons Arahabaki

*Repels Vorpal Blade from Adachi

*Casts Marakukaja at everyone except Adachi

Go and eat your cabbages! D:<

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 23:07

#45

Tohru-Adachi

*Shoots Nick dead*

Game over.

"Youknow, You kids oaugta stop getting involved in this kind of stuff."

*Eats Cabbage*

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 23:49

#46

Infernus-Dragneel

.-.

*Summons Clotho
*Casts Samarecarm at Nick

I wish WE could get rid of YOU, but we'll make sure you pay for what you've done.

Ditches and Chores

Sun, 03/24/2013 - 23:53

#47

Tohru-Adachi

._.

*Changes to Thanatos

*Evil Smile.

*Ghastly Wail

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 00:10

#48

Infernus-Dragneel

*Patra

*Turns around, Immortous died because of Ghastly Wail

*Changes to Atropos

*Mind Charge

*Garudyne

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 04:48

#49

Iamnoone

@Immortous Let's lock him in

@Immortous
Let's lock him in his own closet. Then, we'll have to find the ban stick. He wasn't holding it when we curtained him.
/grabs a chair and opens a closet door
Throw him in here.
/shoves the chair under the doorknob after Immortous gets Nick in the closet
/ransacks the office for da stick

Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:45

#50

Softhead

*Shoots iam.

*Eats nick.

Uses DT Ifrit.

Burns Dragneel.

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Hey everyone, the OOO office invasion is reannouced! Accepting guest.