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Sealed sword, faust and gf with asi vh

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Sun, 03/03/2013 - 22:32
Elrom's picture
Elrom

So I've been trying to get one of these for a week now with no seller whatsoever... Thoughts?
Am I doing something wrong? I posted in the bazaar and zone chat advertise. Help meeee!

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 22:39
#1
Luguiru's picture
Luguiru

Try being fully clothed in public.

People will be significantly more likely to talk to you instead of fleeing in terror.

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 22:43
#2
Elrom's picture
Elrom
Pfff! You can't make me wear

Pfff! You can't make me wear a thing!

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 06:08
#3
Zeddy's picture
Zeddy

You can't just buy a GF. Human trafficking is illegal.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 06:11
#4
Grittle's picture
Grittle
Try buying from Jempire, they

Try buying from Jempire, they have every MAX UV for every piece of equipment they touch

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 06:51
#5
Msaad's picture
Msaad
@Grittle

What's with you developing cultural ties with Jempire?

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 06:57
#6
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
^

That's because he loves Jempire too much that he becomes a Jempire hater.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:07
#7
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

No one can hate Jempire when they have Bacon.

Bacon rules the world.

Hands down.

Note: They also have some jewelry, so why would someone hate them?

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:15
#8
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Try being fully clothed in public.

That's a good idea.

Unless he's male. /shiftyeyebrows

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:18
#9
Msaad's picture
Msaad
@Dragneel

Rubyeclipse, Edzel, Huntr, Kyoshiro-Xz, Vlad, Damon-Drake, Waur, Icycute, Ellip, Reqy, etc. deserve mention.
Also, I'm sure Kennyn is the best LD player in Jempire.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:24
#10
Heavy-Dragon's picture
Heavy-Dragon
They're all against you, man.

They don't want to furnish the object of their own lockdown destruction.

Pose as a proto knight. Nobody is scared of a proto knight.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:37
#11
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

@Msaad :

I was referring to Bacon-Strip, not the player, but the food. If someone have bacon, then he can rule the SK community.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 08:43
#12
Msaad's picture
Msaad
@Dragneel

Oh ok :P
Anyway the secret of Bacon-Strip's strength is bacon, nuff said.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 01:15
#13
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
@Dragneel

Unfortunately I don't eat anything.

In fact, I will be destroyed when I tried to eat any food.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 09:19
#14
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

@Stable-Ordinance :

"In fact I will destroyed when I tried to eat any food."

Ugh... And you accuse people for having bad grammar? Whatever...

And Bacon doesn't have to be eaten to inflict its powers. When you just look at it, it will cast a spell on you and the people around you too...

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 09:24
#15
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
@Infernus

Thanks you Infernus because you detected a grammar mistake! Fortunately it's fixed.

But I'm immune to all spells, so how does it affect me?

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:13
#16
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

@Stable-Ordinance :

I already stated that I am NOT Infernus-Dragneel by any mean. I am Xxdragneel and that's it. End of story.

And about the grammar mistake, it should be either :

"In fact, I am destroyed when I try to eat any food."
or
"In fact, I will be destroyed when I try to eat any food."

Don't worry, Bacon Spells are the most powerful spells in the land. Not even Harry Potter can reflect it. Deal with it.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:35
#17
Msaad's picture
Msaad
@Stable

Infernus is a T2 guy in lionheart.
Ol' Xxdragneel is a guy from Shadow AD, and he's very good at LD and tends to crush his friends =(

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:47
#18
Elrom's picture
Elrom
Relevance terminated. (X_x) <

Relevance terminated. (X_x) < relevance.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 07:21
#19
Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
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Well this is extremely on topic.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 07:36
#20
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
@Dragneel-Wiki

Do you know that I call Infernus-Dragneel Infernus?

Anyway cookie is way more powerful than bacon. It attracts people, rules SK, and can bypass useless magic immunities.
Cookie is better than bacon in every single way, also it will solve the problem.

@OP
Offer to also give them cookie, they'll not run away from you because cookie is good.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 08:49
#21
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

@Stable-Ordinance :

"Do you know that I call Infernus-Dragneel Infernus?"

Wait, what? I am not sure what to comment on this... I already said, I AM NOT INFERNUS-DRAGNEEL !!Phew... I am Xxdragneel. Period.

"Anyway cookie is way more powerful than bacon. It attracts people, rules SK, and can bypass useless magic immunities.
Cookie is better than bacon in every single way, also it will solve the problem."

Cookies? Let me tell you something hun. Cookies is for the weak, Bacon is for the strong. Bacon is far more useful than Cookies. It has Proteins....

@Elrom :

Well yeah.... off-topic is nice from time to time, but you are right.

It is hard to find an ASI VH seller these days. I had to wait for 1 week till I get the chance to get one for 25k CE.....

Good luck anyways!!

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 11:07
#22
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

GF with ASI VH? I know you're into fast women, but I'm sure you could settle for a slower life style of some sort.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 11:29
#23
Elrom's picture
Elrom
Yea just FYI Drag, I'm paying

Yea just FYI Drag, I'm paying a good bit more than that even. TELL UR FRIENDS!!! NERD RRRRRAAAAAGGGE!!!!

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