The idea is that the original post (that is, this) posts a monster. Next post will then post why another monster beats it. Example:
Krakob: Lumbers!
Superskolverclone-Mkii: Wolvers beat Lumbers because they're so much faster and are able to dodge their attacks.
Superskolverdriver: Chromas beat Wolvers, duh. They won't even know what hit them before they're dead!
Edit: banned monsters:
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Let's get started!
Ice Cubes.
Pfft, Greavers eat Silkwings for breakfast. Or maybe they give birth to them. Not quite sure.
Impostocube! Its the ADMIN of this game, it RUNS this game. it is the BIG BOSS of this game.
It also carries gold on itself at any given time.
sloom, so powerful it got banned from the game.
Mecha Knights beats up ADHD knockers because robots are the master race.
an alpha voltail. they resist shock and they are much more durable, they resist elemental.
mecha knights resist pierce.
3-1.
ironic.
Rockets puppies is a massive weapon of destruction.
So rocket puppies kicks all monsters.
Mortafires can safely eliminate Rocket Puppies from where they can't be reached.
Old alpha wolvers can break the rules and burrow to the unreachable places.
And eat them with tracking bites.
Polyps can beat the old wolvers. They can both shoot to hit the wolvers as they fly (wolvers used to be able to do that), and resist their piercing damage.
Retrodes resist piercing damage and have a LAZOR BEAM!
Scufflebots can crawl under Retrodes' legs and attack them from there. If they try to resist, they have to bend down so far they trip.
Lumber smash shufflebots with it's big arms.
Appears I've had the name wrong. It's Scuttlebot and not Scufflebot. Fleet's argument still holds, though.
Gremlin Demos can kite and heavily damage Lumbers whilst also resisting their damage to a certain degree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofpEqE5AdNQ
I summon Torty.
Since he is so badass, he got removed.
Nah.
Green Jelly Giant. JK's older and smexier brother who owned newbs in the Rescue Camp.
You must be banished!
Even then, scuttlebots accidentally kills totrodrone.
Scuttlebot gets instantly beat by a Golden Wisp.
Golden trojan makes the golden wisp quits the game.
Golden wisp is defeated by a Scuttlebot of whatever status the wisp represents.
"Defeated" in this case meaning "totally ignored".
A Blight Knight poisons mender allies, which make his allies to kick mender's butt.
A Slush Puppy repeatedly shoots the Blight Knight, freeze-locking and killing it from a distance. SENTRY IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
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Rules suck.
Also Wait.
I revoke torty,
BUT SUMMON GOLDEN TROJAN!
Invincible to all dmg, I am imortal.
^.^ Eat it Fleet.
If we're not playing by the rules, Pyro airblasts your guys off the level for a 1-hit kill.
Pyro IS DOMINATING Golden Trojan
Pyro IS DOMINATING Tortodrone
EDIT: That's IF you're letting us cheat, which I hope you're not. Otherwise my Slush Puppy still reigns supreme.
EDIT2: Actually, instead of Pyro...
The Electreant LMB-8013 stared down the invincible giant known as the Golden Trojan. "How would anyone conquer it?" the Gremlins asked. "It is invincible. Nothing can scratch its armor. Nothing can kill it." LMB-8013 laughed at this notion. Its armor was strong, true enough, but LMB-8013 could handle it.
The Golden Trojan stared back at LMB-8013. Behind the powerful Electreant was the edge of the Aurora Isles, off of which nothing could survive a fall. The Trojan saw an opportunity, lowered its head, and charged...
...and missed.
LMB-8013, a more advanced combat construct than the cannon-fodder Scuttlebots and Retrodes, had easily sidestepped the Golden Trojan. Now it was his turn. With one fell swing, LMB-8013 sent the mighty beast reeling over the side.
The Golden Trojan roared in dismay as its body hurtled to the bottom of the gear, where it would surely die. LMB-8013 saluted the giant as it fell to its death. "You were strong. But you were not prepared to face the might of the Great Colony."
Scuttlebots accidentally hacks the game and kills golden monster.
Eat it, Softhead.
Scuttlebots accidentally hacks the game and kills golden monster.
Eat it, Softhead.
Guys, guys...
We all know that Slag Guards beat all.
Almarian Crusader grabs Scuttlebot, Smacks it over Fleet's head, throws Fleet's body at the slag guard, Does some backflips, then IMPALES the slag.
Eat it.
The Almirian Crusader is snuggled to the other side by a Mewkat.
FOR ALMIRE!
Impales incinerator, and hugs mewkat, naming him NOM, before eating his head!
The Incinerator lights an Oiler, and it destroys the Boilers.
WARNING!OILER IN TE BOILERS!WARNING
This one's fire resistant due to the amout of ashes he ingested.
He's also Torin.
and releases a hhorde lichens take over Cradle
and releases a hhorde lichens take over Cradle
*throws a Jelly into existence....*
They can attack you even while you're attacking them. So annoying, but true.
Gremlin Scorchers. I do not believe I need to explain myself for this one.