Who only uses only the Calibur Charge. Only.
And he does it in the middle of your bomb, just before it blows up.
And walks up to the front of a Lumber to use it, before it's done charging.
And manages to fling them all to you mid-attack where you can't bring your shield up in time.
And then dies.
Discuss.
Ooh oh! I got a few!
That guy that uses only Brandish charges, blowing everything across the room out of your range!
Or the one with the Polaris that makes enemies fly all over the place but mostly into your face!
Or the one that brings Trojans and Lumbers over to you as you're charging your weapon!
Or anyone that hits enemies out of the way as you're sitting there shooting your Anitgua charge!
Or that derpy teammate who keeps blowing you up in Blast Network and gets mad at you for it!
Or that fun party member who insists on bringing ONLY Shadow weapons into an Undead/Fiend stratum and insist on being the party leader because CLEARLY they know what they're doing! /rage
That one guy who has the aggro of all the enemies and decides the best course of action is to run as far away as he can from my shard bombs, leading the enemies with him.
THOSE DARN PARTY MEMBERS WHO CAN'T TEAM SYNC!
Muscle Memory is the best. I am such a talented person.
That one guy who believes that there are only a certain group of weapons that should be used and that only a certain armor set or sets should be used who ALSO believes that all other weapons and armor sets are horrible decrepit piles of trash.
~Magnicth
That one guy who spams Pulsar on everything everywhere forever always.
Did I say one? I meant one hundred thousand.
Brandish is fine, you can damage enemies in row, polaris isn't bad too, but it has spamming effects. With that weapon you know direction of enemies. Calibur and nitronome can push enemies in any way, that's why it's better for solo. In parties you may use vortex or status bomb.
How about that one guy that hangs outside the elevator while your wanting to leave after completing quite a long and challenging instance, that one guy that stands there and says nothing, but stares while you wait to leave to haven. That one guy.... who keeps you trapped there and you know hes there because he just moved a second ago....
The wait or the maddening wait..... because of that one guy, he who shall not be named (because you forget it). That guy... never be... That guy.
I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but ...
This thread again?
Yeah. This thread again. Miles better than the same old rants that re-appear every week or so. In the form of an entirely new topic in a sea of thousands.
That one guy that thinks Roarmulus Twins can be killed without using switches......
That guy that thinks normal defenses are useless
Those people who are more worried about what other people are bringing at the start of a level than they are about their own gear
That guy who decides it's far more fun to finish off those fifteen devilites on his own than to revive you and take them down as a team
That one guy who spams Polaris on everything, and you wonder if he has a 2nd weapon, flinging enemies in to your face and potentially giving you epileptic seizures.
And is totally content because he's invincible to all forms of damage as he stands a mile away haphazardly firing bullets.
~Sev
Go the next level - only use Fang of Vog charges :3
You know him.
We all do.
He's clearly a Lockdown fanatic; wearing a skolver set with a frosty toupe, crest of winter, and hallow side blade. He may be skilled at dashing around and spamming toothpick in PvP but not even his two penta-heart trinkets save him from having only a few bars of health; when he's low on health; he starts using his Polaris.
Glorp that Polaris.
Speaking of polaris; a message for that knight with the kilowatt and is so pro at T2:
"You do not bring a pulsar on Roarmulous twins then proceed to push the gremlins out of my way. I'm glad the quicksilvers swarmed you.
Know what's better than Pulsar? Catalyzer.
But please, when I am pilling up to three orbs onto an enemy that's near a group, I am not pointing out which enemy you should focus on. There are enemies over there. Finish killing them and I'll handle this group very shortly.
I don't mind Calibur, I don't mind Brandish; just please, try to kill something that doesn't have enough bombs orbiting it to kill everything else around it. I just ask for five seconds total to make a walking bomb of death.
You know, if you made a Cataylzer as well instead of your clone gear then we could be gods."
~The person who just rev'd yo' butt.
That guy comes to FSC in a Seraphic Mail...
That guy that brings flourish to Jelly King...
That T2 Guy who enters T3 LD because he got one 4* weapon...
That guy in LD that uses the 2 shots of an alchemer continuously...
That Striker in LD that doesn't cap...
That Guardian in LD that doesn't raise the damn crappy shield...
That Recon in LD that watches you being slaughtered by enemy and stands still while cloaking...
That Bomber in LD that kills the match with his spamming bombs around the exits of the enemy spawn...
That Swordsman in LD that makes LD boring because of him/her pwning you more and more..
That Gunslinger in LD that makes you dizzy while trying to catch up with his dancing movements while trying to avoid his rain of alchemy guns...
That....
O Well.... Guess I made such a long rant....
~Dragneel - The Ranter
That kid in whatever run he joins that's constantly slowing you down with his show-offs, because you are clearly very interested in seeing him spamming his Rocket Hammer charge in fron of the elevator for a few minutes.
I got a guy that said "hey, wanna do an SL?" then 15 mins later he tells that he has no ce to buy.
that guy that says "oh, you have a great 5* weapon! can you unbind it and sell?" me:"crap no. it's the only 5* I have" him:"pls pls pls". for about 10 mins while standing next to the elevator. gets kicked.
great guy with rocket hammer in FSC. dashes right in the shadow fire and dies. many times.
that guy with a dark shard bomb in an undead danger room.
that guy that asks for weapons because he doesn't have swords. (but it was a troll. he had a voltedge)
@dragnell: I always do FSC with seraphic mail. fortunately, I have a salamander helm.
Those who say/think: OMG! He has ASI VH UVs, no wonder he is killing me.
That guy who spams Shivermist Buster and brags about not taking any damage.
Those who use Pulsar line or freezing bomb line.
Those who claim to have the ability to solo things but can't prove it.
Those who want to trade 100 cr less then CE-markets price for your 100 CE.
Those who wear non-UVed Snarbolax sets in FSC and dies from fire over and over.
And so on...
That guy who kicks me from the party wihout warning because the strongest weapon I was carrying was a Fiery Pepperbox, and that wasn't good enough because he was low on time.
I made to the second floor before his run even got started. I don't even think he finished.
"That guy comes to FSC in a Seraphic Mail..."
Hey, whoa, where else am I supposed to heat my future Armour of the Fallen?
Incidentally, I did a Seraphic Mail / Mad Bomber Mask run and that went pretty gewd.
@Both Zeddy and Thunder-The-Bright :
Guess I didn't explain it very well.
Ofcourse it is bad to go to FSC with Seraphic/Angelic Sets, but it is bad for someone who is Bad players, Noobies, Kids and so on. They think it looks awesome and that's it, but they don't care if they will get beaten badly in FSC.
So in a shorter version : This only include Noobies People and Kids that plays FSC.
Note: Kids for me aren't in age. They might be a 30 years old people, but acts like an immature 2-3 years old kid. You are warned!
That one guy who is annoying. Which is almost everyone.
Who spams Polaris uniquely in the FSC, you ask to stop (as you're using Cryo Driver charges, which require aim and not the enemy to be periodically flung out of range) upon which he refuses, says something along the lines of 'lolnub' and continues spamming; whom you ask the Party Leader to kick for this reason (the leader spamming DA charges) and HE also refuses; go solo at the end of the floor, someone asks 'hey y u leave? i liked making you mad lolololol' upon which they get /ignored; the former party leader joins in and I ragequit the game, never to return, irresponsibly leaving people who were actually relying on me for sound advice because, unlike the aforementioned IDIOTS, I have responsibilities.
Sorry, I was saying?
That's why you make sure never to run with random players unless you are party leader.
That one vanguard invite 2 lower then defender elite player to FSC and keep dying while not even have at least good equipment for the run and blame me for not using shiver and didn't bring needle(bring the Volcanic Pepperbox).
That one guy counting too much on shivermist and must blitz no tolerate to strike needle.
That one guy instant kick just because did not turn on inspect(so many stalker these days).
That one guy kick because use proto armor as costume.
Last week I had the pleasure of watching two players fight over who got to ff swipe or warmaster swipe an elevator shut. They squabbled over the matter for a good minute. =...=
Only been playing for a short while. But for me it's this:
That one guy on your friend list that randomly met and added, inviting you to his RJP party. When they all coincidentally died in the first (the top right) room they took.
So you revive them all, non of them stands up. Have you solo kill the entire room with 1/4 of your original health as a T2 player. Dying in the 2nd room (bottom right). Non of them revive you while they are already doing 3rd room. When you ask upon why they don't revive you back: "Shut up" followed by a swift kick from the party.
Dat guy that won't fight vana because it's "too hard".
That guy who kicks because you brought hail driver instead of shivermist.
Dem guys that prefer to blame you for their deaths, when they brought a pulsar.
Dat guy who pulled out a catalyzer without tellin me.
That guy who joins the catalyzer lulz.
That guy who can't be tagged by catalyzer charges (c'mon, bosses should allow this same as any monster).
So I go on a snarby solo, then this guy begs to join me, then he stays on the side( though he's 3 star play) and wait for me to finish the work so he gets the crowns. I know their devided but still I can't just let someone leach off my work!
That guy asks "down?" at FSC depth 27 elevator.
That guy asks "shiver?" in FSC lobby.
That guy doesn't even water at the vana mask whilst doesn't have a blitz or strike needle.
That guy continuously uses Shiver when I asked not to.
That guy charging shiver and waiting for my EV sucking to end.
That guy keeps spamming Polaris everywhere anywhere every depths anytime even in LD.
That guy keeps recommending Polaris and leviathan to new players.
That guy keeps shield bumping firing zombies into me with chaos set.
That guy uses calibur charge on trojan and pushes away from me charging blitz.
That guy uses calibur/DA charge when I'm trying to use EV to speed up runs.
That guy advices someone else in the SL party about gears and laugh at their equip right after I advised about his equipment and laughed irl lol
That 3* player joining T3 LD because he got an avenger.
That tier 2 player joins t3 Ld because he bought OCH and fortunately got someone to help him to complete.
That guardian doesn't use bomb or anything and stands on cap point without the shield raised.
That striker shows off how skilled they are.
That noob keeps saying "got killed by noobs wtf"
That pola...
That guy rants about AA while himself is using AA
And so on and so on....
--that guy keeps joining random party and ALWAYS regrets about it...
That guy who tells you not to use your status bombs "Because he can't see anything"
That guy who rants for over a minute about how you stole "his" big mineral, when he wasn't even chopping away at the rock.
Honestly the only "problem-brandishes" would be the Combuster or Acheron.
Voltedge and Glacius charges freeze/shock mobs in one place, leaving the other party members perfectly able to attack.
dont forget rambo who tries to solo every trojan but somehow fails to kill it in FIVE MINUTES. and when you are trying top play off the trojan's aggro on him, he continuously runs in circles to prevent any kind of successful attack.
what about the "pros" who dont want gunners to do anything in LD? "just sit back and watch me e-peen, cuz you know, theres something called single player games perfect for my ridiculous digitally-based ego but for some reason i want to play multiplayer games."
and the player who just killed a howlitzer and thinks its a GREAT IDEA to charge at his teammates! "hey you with the swiftstrike! TAKE THIS!"
"That 3* player joining T3 LD because he got an avenger."
I take offense to that :<
Sorry if you we're offended.
Change that to "that 3* player joining T3 because he got a 4* weapon" then?
LOL ZEDDY
That guy that owns a bunch of support bombs and spams shards, forcing you to dodge out of the way so that you can see what you're doing....
Those clowns in my party, who tell me
"Bravo! Well planned!" and proceed to mock me and threaten me with a kick when I tell them Im playing in Chaos (Ghosts in the machine mission)
Stupid unskilled clowns can't understand the gear isn't everything, actually chaos buffs me and maxes me out. I left the party in the 2nd depth and solo'd the rest. They probably died countless times or something.
That guy who believes vana is impossible without shiver.
I'm flattered. Thank you, guys.
That guy who uses hammer and AA on gremlins while knocking them out of my bomb radius.
That guy who never revs everyone even when we wipe in a danger mission.
That guy who says lag everytime he dies. He says lag ALOT.
That guy who dies everytime he runs out of invincibility frames.
That guy who says my WHB sucks while their dead on the floor.
That guy who rages at me for having no specialised weapons.
That guy who took all the stuff in behind the energy gate that YOU unlocked, and proceeds to kick you when you complain about it and say that "you were too slow".
I met all of these guys.
That guy that asks "Down?" At EVERY. FREAKING. ELEVATOR.
That guy that never drops his stuff before going up without warning.
That guy that says "gj" after Roarmulus even though it took your party 15 minutes to kill them because you made the mistake of not calling for switches and you only finished them off because everyone else died and couldn't be bothered to self-rev.
If someone dies and says "sorry" or "i suck" or even "thx" after a rev, my respect for them is on par with someone who doesnt die at all.
I have little respect for people that die and expect you to rev them, then cry or whine when you decide to solo the part they keep dying at for both of your sakes, then proceed to scold you for not revving them sooner (or, egads, actually -leaving- while dead)
I also have little respect for people who are skilled but treat everyone else as garbage.
I have no respect for any combination of the two aforementioned qualities above.
The one that gets me is the guy that joins with 11 mist, you drop down and then asks if someone can tab them....
Also in twins when they tell you to do switches then mess with them all th time
Then the massive undercutters in front of the ah "buying green shard 20cr!!"
Finally when you get a 5pixel lag puush into a fire tile while in chaos and people scold you for having 1hp, then EVERY time the die it is cause of lag, not lack of playskill or awareness
that one guy who says "buying 500 ce" instead of using the market.
@Redblades:
While you may personally dislike that, the truth is that the energy market is (purposely) unfair to both sellers and buyers. If the sell price is 7000 crowns per 100CE then the buy price is 7143 crowns, and both the seller and the buyer can negotiate for a better price.
@Irthan
What are you on about?
The buy price is never higher than the sell price. You almost always make profits when you buy and sell, or sell and buy 100 energy using the energy market, even if it's just 50 crowns.
That one guy who has all the good stuff yet always dies (I've seen people with 3 star armor on a Royal Jelly party that I am in who dies more then me, and I have 2 star armor).
That one guy who abandons the party at the hardest part because he think he is all hardcore and can "solo" it.
As long as they realize they're incompetent. A bad player that actually learns is worth nearly as much as a good player.