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Arsenal Podcast Discussion - Pulsar and Catalyzer - Contribute in any way you want this week!

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Mon, 03/18/2013 - 16:36
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Latisan-Sklay

This week is nice and easy.

The gear we are discussing:
Pulsar > Heavy Pulsar > Radiant Pulsar > Supernova
Pulsar > Kilowatt Pulsar > Gigawatt Pulsar > Polaris
Catalyzer > Industrial Catalyzer > Volatile Catalyzer > Neutralizer
Catalyzer > Toxic Catalyzer > Virulent Catalyzer > Biohazard

Here's what you do:
Describe the weapons in five words.
Tell us which of these couples you like the least or greatest.
Describe the weapons in two words.
Tell us a story about you (or others) and these weapons.
Write a poem or five about these weapons.
...or do whatever else you want!

We're not looking for anything specific this time – we're just gonna see what happens when we open a concentrated discussion.

Have fun!

PS - Contribute in any way you want, but the most creative* contribution might be eligible for a prize... o.O
* most creative = subjectively judged by the podcast hosts, but show your support in the threads if you like something you see!

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 16:57
#1
Flamearc's picture
Flamearc
Polaris

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Mon, 03/18/2013 - 17:02
#2
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Flamearc
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Mon, 03/18/2013 - 18:03
#3
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Striateds
Biohazard. Uhhh...... Shadow

Biohazard.
Uhhh......
Shadow Weapon Bullets Get? (Pew Pew)
Damnit thats 6 letters....
I only have bio, so clearly it must be the best.
Also If anyone else has bio, we should test (and film this) the question: Can enough Sticky shots on RJ one shot him?

If a lumber dies and no one is within audio range, does it make a sound?
....
#NotClever

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 19:14
#4
Magnicth's picture
Magnicth
Ode to the Catalyzers I run

Ode to the Catalyzers

I run around shooting you with no haste
Dear gun, your bullets dull the light
But, dear gun, your explosions are oh so bright
How I love you charge you up
But the other guys like to shoot the enemies up
And thus, my charges were gone to waste

~Magnicth

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 21:58
#5
Possiblespy's picture
Possiblespy
Eh...

___In guild training hall,
saw a guy disconnect once.
__Explosions caused lag.

I don't play Lockdown and Catalyzers aren't common, so that's about it... maybe I'll think of something later.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:33
#6
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Skold-The-Drac
Boom

Those aren't guns.

Those are bombs that can be thrown.

But honestly, the sheer madness that the catalyzer series can create when people actually work as a team, sheogorath himself would weep.

There's also the pulsar series, which in unskilled hands will make anyone shudder.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:58
#7
Etharaes's picture
Etharaes
@Skold-The-Drac

The shard squad actually did a RJP with 5* catalyzers only. It made alchemers look silly and cleared RJP in record time. Sadly, we didn't record it.

Polaris: The blue bomb of spasms. Rage factory.
Supernova: The weapon of gremlin slaughter. Vanilla flavoured.
Biohazard: The Royal Jelly's worst nightmare. Slime mutilator.
Neutralizer: Shaking Blue Screen of Death. PUG amazer.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:18
#8
Tin-Foil-Hat's picture
Tin-Foil-Hat
Agree with Skold, things get

Agree with Skold, things get insane with multiple Catalyzers. The lag that comes with a massive explosive is just unbelievable. I actually had my game crash once before because soo many charge shots when off at once.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:38
#9
Grittle's picture
Grittle
The Polaris is a burning star

The Polaris is a burning star in the north sky

While Supernova burns for about a few days, buy destroys planets and blinds when looked at while doing so.

So OOO, PLZ NERF SUPERNOVA NAO

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:06
#10
Latisan-Sklay's picture
Latisan-Sklay
Came to visit the page, and...

Looks guy guys!

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 18:25
#11
Tevokkia's picture
Tevokkia
A note to constructs with my Polaris at hand

Standing in the hall
Narrow arch in front of me
Constructs coming through

Polaris in hand!
Finger mashes the button
Fall back, you constructs

You can't get me now
Wave after wave of lighting
Keeping you away

Lumbers and retrodes:
Electricity courses
through you and you die

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 19:45
#12
Phaseburst's picture
Phaseburst
@Grittle

Nerf Supernova? HAAAHAAAyouwishbutsadlyidontthinkoooisstupidenoughtodothat

Nerf Polaris so that it fits with the Catalyzers? YES

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 20:49
#13
Blaccklotus's picture
Blaccklotus
SuperNova

It made me go boomboom

Thu, 03/21/2013 - 02:09
#14
Amanzi's picture
Amanzi
I've tried all but Supernova.

Polaris is the easy button; for when you're too lazy to fight.
Just keep on spamming the bullets and watch as zombies die.
Trolling your team like a glutton, craving their rage and hate.
It's rather damning and foolish to shoot in your teammate's face.

Supernova's for all of the beasts and all of the gremlins too.
Quicksilvers stay calm even when assaulted by this king of booms.
It is to say the very least when calling this a mighty gun.
Its quiver is all gleaming and exalted; it shoots bloody suns!

Biohazzard is a deadly foe, certain to stop their hearts.
Menders and healers become grim reapers when the gun farts.
Bullets plastered in orbit flow, waiting to all be set off.
Tender stray bullet has come and weepers are made of the lot.

Neutralizer is like the rain; three drops will do no harm.
However, as the cloud of ammo grows, so does call for alarm.
Break the clouds and issue pain, the lot will drown your prey.
Forever as the shroud of whammo flows, the fools will have bad days.

I really like the Catalyzer line.

Sat, 03/23/2013 - 11:08
#15
Ubernerd's picture
Ubernerd
How's 'bout another limericks?

Polaris
The Polaris, its record is bad
Many whines and complaints to be had
But it is in the game
So if you think it's lame
Don't use it and don't be so mad

Biohazard
The 'Hazard's great for Jelly King
But its praises I've heard so few sing
It requires some skill
To enemies kill
As for Lockdown? Don't bother to bring.

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