Spiral Knights - Noob Talk

Noob Talk

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:00

Captainshockwave

So I thought of a sort of fun activity called 'Noob Talk' or 'Newbie Talk' Noob and Newbie is the same thing to me, anyway the point of the game is to talk as 'Noob-ish' as you can. What I mean by 'Noob-ish' is: You know how some noobs will talk without any grammar and misspellings in the sentences? Well here's an example: 'ugm gime crwnz' or 'umg u nub'. Stuff like that. So try to make the most 'Noob-ish' sentences you can think of.

Remember, this is just for fun so don't turn this into an argument please.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:16

Thegreatpiggy

gmz me 5 str wep

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 16:24

Nexassassin

i tink dat dis shud b in germlin chstter mov pl0x

@tehgr8tpiggeh
i sory i ned gold 4 wepon i not gib can have¿

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 17:01

Skyguarder

Gremlin Chatter*

also cn u plzz gimme ur account cuz i want 2 tri sumting plzz ill playyy u 1 milon crowz plzzzz i beggin u plzzz

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:17

Rpg-Knight

Duz dees kualaphi

Can weeeee plz rmuuv dis bread? EEEEEt wuud meak me hpys.Sry 4 mah eeeeeeeemprupor grahmeeeer. Hao do eye 41x mah gruumeeeeeeeeer?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:36

Immortous

Ant-loaf

wah eu tailk en but ? ey tidnk mey grunmr es gud .

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:56

Batabii

Where I buy energy? Which

Where I buy energy?
Which gate has (insert recipe here)?

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 19:09

Redblades

Nob!? U NEOB! Fite my IRL fgyt illl kel u.. Gve me 1milce r els Il fnd u nd kel u.

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 22:11

Klipik-Forum

I are insult

U GUYZ R JUST BEEN 313371575 $@&!S BY CALLIN ERY1 N00BZ N I TIHNK DAT U AR ALL DUM N IM GUNNA REPOTING U FOR BEEN MEEN 2 ME

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 22:14

Draciusen

ogm

cn u giv me 5000 ce i ned to crft my 6* sooper combustr

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 00:26

#10

Batabii

I know this is meant to be

I know this is meant to be funny and all, but language usage is pretty independent of game skill and/or experience, and it's getting hard to understand the actual jokes through all the unintelligible slurring.

Unless someone asks "Which gate is Snorlax in?"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 04:25

#11

Captainshockwave

ermaigawd i mov teh thred wen

ermaigawd i mov teh thred wen i fele like it1

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 06:00

#12

Dragneel-Wiki

4ll oph u r sellyz. stp pstin' sutped treidz liek diz, etz giten 0ldz.

oH! i rmbred sumtin. wAy dnt wii 4ll g0 t0 heavn, 4nd tlk leik dis wiz 4ll ppl ?? et wud bii aosme, rite?

i wennet t00 fur iN dis, ges i sud stup.

4nd dn't furrgot, AAA iz fur n00bzz, s0 dn't uze et, 0r i wel kel u 4ll.
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Eww....
This looks disgusting..
Kill me please.
Please...

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 07:08

#13

Immortous

erhmagard larry! y u no taik lik dis?

Iy insult u , Dregnel ! don mek my kel u 4 tilkn lik dis ! wer r te free ce ? gimme naow . or i kel u . N00bs .

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 07:05

#14

Hariender

urghhh

Please kill me to escape from this horrible word ..

Its not a noob word more to lower then at least parrot copying other word intelligence.

"Remember, this is just for fun so don't turn this into an argument please."
I know its for fun but these words other keep posting is not noob word seriously

"I'm gonna use florish to kill RJ because the weapon is fast"
"troika line is junk"
"polaris is the best gun in the game mannn~~"
"put that stone on the enterance to make bottleneck so lumber can't get out"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 07:12

#15

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Cobalt is OPeresosoososso

Cobalt is OPeresosoososso noobz
Skolver is UP and for the proz
GO LEAVEzTHIS zPARTY zzzzYOU SPAMMMER!
*ask jk*
Where's your gate?
Oh sorry, just JK
OMG DIE YOU NOOBZ SKOLVER KNIGHTZ!
*n00b knight dies from JK spina attacks*

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 07:24

#16

Blue-Flood

(just joins your party that

(just joins your party that you left open)
"I only have 7 mist, can you tab me?"

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 07:41

#17

Dragneel-Wiki

@imurtus :

y u wnt frii inrgy ? ef u r carften sumtin , i cAn sint u sme inrgy , bot nt tuu mush . 0ki ?

4nd u cn't kel meh , i hAz vry hai asi 0n 4ll mai ekipmnt . diil wiz et !
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Erm...

Shall we keep up like this? I can go like this forever if you want.

Forever..

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 08:02

#18

Nexassassin

@Drag

A variation to the noob-talk maybe?

How to kill a trojan one-shot:

first u need to hit the back, it is its only weak spot and also u need a friend to do it
when the trojan is looking at you you cant hit it or if hes looking at your friend its ok to hit the back because u wont get hit
keep doing it until it turns gray
when it turns gray u better hurry before it comes back
hit it with anything even with proto gun it will die in ONE SHOT

congratulations u have killed the hardest boss
me and my friend did this twice it works

Wed, 03/20/2013 - 15:07

#19

Captainshockwave

umg speek american u nubz1 i

umg speek american u nubz1 i is teh pwnzor! noa gimme crwnz and ce

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