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Tue, 03/26/2013 - 01:17
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun

Listen up you riches and bores......

There's an article that says jerks live healthier.

So how do I become a jerk in this game?

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 01:20
#1
Stelli's picture
Stelli
by trading random people in

by trading random people in haven and showing them 500,000 ce

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 05:56
#2
Dkjadfjk's picture
Dkjadfjk
I thought you already were a

I thought you already were a jerk? Seriously, calling people idiots, riches, and bores isn't typical of someone who is nice.

Please point out something wrong with my post because I really want to hear your comeback. That isn't a joke, I just like hearing them.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 06:21
#3
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Ignoring someone here.......

@Stelli Except I'm not rich XD

So does spamming shard bombs is a good way to be bad person?

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 06:50
#4
Juances's picture
Juances

Shield bump lumbers.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:44
#5
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Node 53120 is credit to team

The article is wrong.

To be a jerk, complain about Auto-Target in Lockdown while having full Max Shock Skolver, a Final Flourish, a Gran Faust, and a Polaris.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:56
#6
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym

Practice on being the following:
Douchey
Immature
Unreasonably aggressive
Hypocritical
Semi-illiterate
Having the balls to actually say an expletive on the Internet
Mildly stupid

Achieving all of those will grant you simultaneous access to Nirvana, Heaven, Valhalla, and employment at Costco.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 07:57
#7
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Is becoming the discipline of

Is becoming the discipline of Touhu Adachi is jerk?

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 09:50
#8
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Call everyone who kills you in LD an "AA noob"

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 11:04
#9
Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer
Not seeing it.

The article assumes that jerks will otherwise live normal lives.

That's not a true assumption.

Jerks tend to get fired from their jobs, can't get help from people when they need it, and have no real friends. I can't see how that helps you live a longer life.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 11:15
#10
Tohru-Adachi's picture
Tohru-Adachi
Stealing the catchphrase huh?

And you do know I'm in prison for double homicide and perverting the course of justice.

You may be mr burns, with the hate and gossiping and moaning and swearing healing factor, but it's not enjoyable.

Least it beats working with Dojima.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 11:55
#11
Raptorsevens's picture
Raptorsevens
At post #9: Jerks not getting

At post #9:
Jerks not getting real friends is not true. One of my friends is a complete jerk and I wouldn't wish for a different friend.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 11:57
#12
Tin-Foil-Hat's picture
Tin-Foil-Hat
Just spam Polaris no matter

Just spam Polaris no matter what on everything and when people ask what youre doing just answer with a smiley face :)

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 15:52
#13
Wodanct's picture
Wodanct

Complain about game features, complain auto target, and under no circumstances are you allowed to acknowledge you are wrong about game features no matter how much evidence is against you.

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 16:25
#14
Eternity-Terminal's picture
Eternity-Terminal

But...but....waaah why do you have to change?

So does spamming shard bombs is a good way to be bad person?

As a matter of fact, it has been proven that spamming a shard bomb can make you grow a mustache twice the size of New Jersey....you just have to have spammed it for about a year before you notice any change...

Tue, 03/26/2013 - 16:29
#15
Klipik-Forum's picture
Klipik-Forum

Please don't ask.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 05:27
#16
Phantomuk's picture
Phantomuk
Take and use fire based

Take and use fire based weapons in Compound 42 xD

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