i dink dat dere shud b a sord mde frm bakin wth a gresy hndle dat dos all dmge typs.
Just an April Fool's suggestion.
da pork sord
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 15:11
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 16:34
#2
"Made from bacon with a greasy handle."
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 17:30
#3
Explain to me right now how a strip of bacon deals piercing damage.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 18:00
#4
Klipik, umm... it's a joke, unless your comment's joking.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 18:06
#5
Because the crispiness pierces flesh like a hot, tempered poker.
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Mon, 04/01/2013 - 18:45
#6
good enough :P
elemental is fairly straightforward... what about shadow? :3
and yes I know it's a joke.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 18:51
#7
When the meat rots,
The unholy darkness from the pits of the murdered soul rises.
It takes over, hence the fact that Spoilt meat poisons the healthy.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 18:53
#8
O_O
You, my friend, have good ideas.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 18:53
#9
Thank you.
I like this kind of stuff.
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 19:09
#10
The bacon sword.
Forged in the fire's of Hephaestus's Grill, with the technique of Athena's hand, Helios and Hyperion's light shining on it, warming it in the cold winter nights due to Dementer's sadness. The tools to flip it were forged in the Underworld, with Hades's ores, and Served on Olympus with the Ambrosia of the gods!
Now fallen onto mortal hands, it's greasy handle drips with the heavens,, the blade's godly origins influence it's damage. From the neutral normal that devastates the corrupted Vanaduke, to the Elemental Greasyness of a freshly served bacon, destroying the un-dead quicker than a blade of cold iron. But, the darkness of the murdered tribute to the gods will know that a weapon's defenses weaken during the end of it's life cycle. The rotting flesh, corrupted by the soul of hate, devastates the living, under it's cold justice. yet, it's form of piercing, while to strong to the metal brutes of the Clockworks, pierces the flesh of beasts and demons alike with the power of a tempered, hot to the touch iron poker.
Is this blade worthy for mortal souls?
Tue, 04/02/2013 - 03:40
#11
Only for Bacon-Strip.
Tue, 04/02/2013 - 04:32
#12
BACON
BACON
Tue, 04/02/2013 - 04:34
#13
ever played anti-idle: the game?
there is robacon there: a robot the works with bacon.
but I don't understand the "mde frm bakin wth a gresy hndle" part. the rest is ok. implement it devs!