Dar wus a wuman. an shee sed hy evrybudy. Den wee fond oat tat shee hadd a seacrett furom fer hur Gee Emm frends. Nou shee livs a simpul lif eeting peenit buddur. Soe i asced mi frends iff te Gee Emm furom wad reel. Thi sed tat it wad facke. i beeleeved tem an wee staurtted teh soopr leegun uf soopr frends.
Sunny days! Livin in Sunny Ways!
I got dat boom boom pow gotta get dat boom boom pow*6 gotta get dat boom boom boom.
Jingle Bells!
Ye olde ale house.
The Mysty Mountain... Ho hum ho hum ho hum. He ho hum ho hum ho huhuhuhuhhuuummmmm. And we will take back our rightful land. The arkenstone, the heart of the mountain. Thrain and Thror, have failed us. But Thurin. Thurin stands TALL.
I'm walking on sunshine. YEAYEAYEA. Walking on sunshine. YEAYEAYEA and I feel suckish! Alright now....
My scientific hypothesis is that birds cannot and will not eat coconuts. They think they are smelly and BALROG! ACROSS THE BRIDGE!
Rum rum rum rum. Rum rum rum rum. Rum rum rum rum rum. BOoOOOoiYEeaAAhHh!!!!
I'm ready promotion I'm ready promotion!
Dey see me rollin dey be hatin.
Hum. Hum.
jEsSICA NUNN IS NJTHUG BRoThaS!!!! WwIoooOoOooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem, sorry for all the commotion up there I- *cough*aprilfools*cough*- I just couldn't seem to spread out my wings and learn how to fly.
Soooooooooooooooo. Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes.
Woot woot.
Bloop boop! The cops ah comin! rRRRRREUUYYYUUUUUUnNNnnnnNnNn
What the hell did I just read?