The Bacon Sword.

The Bacon Blade.

The Tempered meatiness.

Who knows what it's called. All we know, that is' the blade of Godliness. I have found what one will consider info.

Sit down, gather down, and let me tell you what is the Blade.

The bacon sword.
Forged in the fire's of Hephaestus's Grill, with the technique of Athena's hand, Helios and Hyperion's light shining on it, warming it in the cold winter nights due to Dementer's sadness. The tools to flip it were forged in the Underworld, with Hades's ores, and Served on Olympus with the Ambrosia of the gods!

Now fallen onto mortal hands, it's greasy handle drips with the heavens,, the blade's godly origins influence it's damage. From the neutral normal that devastates the corrupted Vanaduke, to the Elemental Greasyness of a freshly served bacon, destroying the un-dead quicker than a blade of cold iron. But, the darkness of the murdered tribute to the gods will know that a weapon's defenses weaken during the end of it's life cycle. The rotting flesh, corrupted by the soul of hate, devastates the living, under it's cold justice. yet, it's form of piercing, while to strong to the metal brutes of the Clockworks, pierces the flesh of beasts and demons alike with the power of a tempered, hot to the touch iron poker.

Is this blade worthy for mortal souls?