(to the tune of 'Supercalifragilisticexpealidocius')
If you've started browsing forums to post in a thread
savvy forum-goers must request you use your head;
First please check the last date stamp to see if it is dead.
If it's half a year ago there's no more to be said!~
umm diddle diddle diddle umm diddle aye
umm diddle diddle diddle umm diddle aye
...now I just have to come up with ideas for the next three verses for good forum conduct...