Or at least to know what it's going to be. I've been waiting for one year one month and one day now, and that's a lot of ones. But not a lot of iron-slug getting buffed. Spiral Hipster, who made an iron slug, is also severely disappointed, and feels betrayed by Nick's promise that he would enjoy his investment. Or maybe they quit the game, I don't actually know. They probably did quit. Probably killed themselves, out of depression for the horrendous lies that Nick spews forth-
"It's certainly one of the weapons that will be receiving a little boost in an upcoming patch." he says. Upcoming patches like the core, global warming and Marxist-communism-in-the-20s.
I too am sad and depressed by this lie, for I too made an iron slug. Personally, I would like to see it go the same direction as the shard bombs, become more flashy and more weapon like. "Currently, we feel that iron slug is just not very weapon like." they should say. The bullet should also glitch out of existence to prevent players from abusing the 2nd bullet in the gun. All tremendous buffs indeed.
Until then, I shall cry myself to sleep every night. Perhaps I will craft a second iron slug. Then I can cry twice as hard with my 2nd crappy weapon.
I know dem feels, dem feels when crafting bad items :[