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Sat, 04/06/2013 - 03:38
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym

so i got a message from spiral hq
and then i proceeded to biscotti's kitchen
now she tied me up and keeps saying something about making me "munch her muffin"
someone please send halp
pls
aaah

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 06:23
#1
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Red

First off, The little chef claims to have "accidentally" made evil cupcakes TWICE? Which have terrorized monsters and knights in the Clockworks, and now she's kidnapping us? I smell conspiracy.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 07:28
#2
Canozo's picture
Canozo

"munch her muffin"

wut...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 09:57
#3
Grittle's picture
Grittle
Oh Ummmm Uhhh Ugh ...

Oh

Ummmm

Uhhh

Ugh

...

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 10:03
#4
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
First off, The little chef

First off, The little chef claims to have "accidentally" made evil cupcakes TWICE?

You have to remember this incident did not "officially" happen. Twice.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 10:46
#5
Ghret's picture
Ghret

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4 - "Oh My!"

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 13:19
#6
Raptorsevens's picture
Raptorsevens
Also WHY IS HER KITCHEN ON

Also WHY IS HER KITCHEN ON DEPTH 19?!?

WHAT ON EARTH BISCOTTI?!?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:11
#7
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Node 53120 is credit to team

I still suspect bribery.

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 16:25
#8
Murex's picture
Murex
@Raptorsevens

Because it is warmer as you go deeper?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 19:16
#9
Ghret's picture
Ghret

RE: Raptorsevens
Why are secret military installations a couple of miles under the earth?

Sat, 04/06/2013 - 23:43
#10
Father-Frost's picture
Father-Frost
RE: Ghret

Why are secret military installations making cakes?

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 00:22
#11
Rabeet-Ahsan's picture
Rabeet-Ahsan
@Father-Frost

They do get hungry now and then don't they.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 06:35
#12
Grittle's picture
Grittle
WHY IS BISCOTTI STILL A

WHY IS BISCOTTI STILL A CHEF?

A blunder like last year should've kicked her out of culinary practice

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 07:15
#13
Sroell's picture
Sroell
@Grittle: Because it never

@Grittle: Because it never "officially" happened. You'd think she'd have stopped trying to make cake by now, since it always GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.

Seriously, though, I'd rather try eating, like, chromas grilled over lumber remains than anything she cooks by this point...

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 07:19
#14
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
She's not a bad cook by any

She's not a bad cook by any means. She just needs to keep specific ingredients out of her recipes. (In other words, lock up all your Dark Matter).

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 11:13
#15
Father-Frost's picture
Father-Frost
Re: Rabeet-Ahsan

Has your knight ever eaten anything?

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 11:56
#16
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
/reply Father-Frost

Uh, Knights don't have mouths...

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 12:22
#17
Pepperonius's picture
Pepperonius
@Gravelord

then how are you talking????

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 12:31
#18
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
/reply Perronius

How do you know it's me talking and not the voice inside your head?

More importantly, if Knights don't have mouths, and you're a Knight, how are you talking?

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 12:44
#19
Thunder-The-Bright's picture
Thunder-The-Bright
what do you mean?

do you have speakers in your computer? can't they emit sound? problem solved.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 15:17
#20
Zinco's picture
Zinco
@gravelord-caste, knights DO

@gravelord-caste, knights DO have mouths, have you never seen the rocky core's description? " [...] More than a few teeth have been lost by knights attempting to get at the gooey interior."

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 16:33
#21
Grittle's picture
Grittle
Now, Knights have

Now, Knights have Dentures

Problem solved

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 18:18
#22
Validous's picture
Validous
Us Knights eat ALL the time.

Us Knights eat ALL the time. We especially like the gooey, blood-filled hearts of our enemies, and occasionally the canned hearts of unknown origin sitting around in white boxes.

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 20:29
#23
Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya is confuzzled

How did Biscotti get promoted to a chef in the first place? o.O

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 21:03
#24
Oatmonster's picture
Oatmonster
Lick Number 58425

Mmm, how would you like some Oats in that Biscotti?

Sun, 04/07/2013 - 22:00
#25
Bulby's picture
Bulby

Why don't people throw wild parties whenever I make a major blunder? Especially if it's a repeat offense?

Mon, 04/08/2013 - 00:30
#26
Father-Frost's picture
Father-Frost
I find it silly that no one

I find it silly that no one has sent halp for this poor fello that made this thread.

Mon, 04/08/2013 - 04:33
#27
Gravelord-Caste's picture
Gravelord-Caste
/reply (in no particular order)

@gravelord-caste, knights DO have mouths, have you never seen the rocky core's description? " [...] More than a few teeth have been lost by knights attempting to get at the gooey interior."

Just because we have teeth doesn't mean we have mouths.

Explain that one :P

I find it silly that no one has sent halp for this poor fello that made this thread.

I did... I just don't know if the cakes got there in time.

How did Biscotti get promoted to a chef in the first place? o.O

Without the use of Dark Matter. I think she used it to make more cake than she could realistically bake, which resulted in this mess.

Us Knights eat ALL the time. We especially like the gooey, blood-filled hearts of our enemies, and occasionally the canned hearts of unknown origin sitting around in white boxes.

I like to drink them through a straw :)

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