so i got a message from spiral hq
and then i proceeded to biscotti's kitchen
now she tied me up and keeps saying something about making me "munch her muffin"
someone please send halp
pls
aaah
biscotti is creeping me out
First off, The little chef claims to have "accidentally" made evil cupcakes TWICE?
You have to remember this incident did not "officially" happen. Twice.
Also WHY IS HER KITCHEN ON DEPTH 19?!?
WHAT ON EARTH BISCOTTI?!?
RE: Raptorsevens
Why are secret military installations a couple of miles under the earth?
Why are secret military installations making cakes?
WHY IS BISCOTTI STILL A CHEF?
A blunder like last year should've kicked her out of culinary practice
@Grittle: Because it never "officially" happened. You'd think she'd have stopped trying to make cake by now, since it always GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.
Seriously, though, I'd rather try eating, like, chromas grilled over lumber remains than anything she cooks by this point...
She's not a bad cook by any means. She just needs to keep specific ingredients out of her recipes. (In other words, lock up all your Dark Matter).
How do you know it's me talking and not the voice inside your head?
More importantly, if Knights don't have mouths, and you're a Knight, how are you talking?
do you have speakers in your computer? can't they emit sound? problem solved.
@gravelord-caste, knights DO have mouths, have you never seen the rocky core's description? " [...] More than a few teeth have been lost by knights attempting to get at the gooey interior."
Us Knights eat ALL the time. We especially like the gooey, blood-filled hearts of our enemies, and occasionally the canned hearts of unknown origin sitting around in white boxes.
How did Biscotti get promoted to a chef in the first place? o.O
Mmm, how would you like some Oats in that Biscotti?
Why don't people throw wild parties whenever I make a major blunder? Especially if it's a repeat offense?
I find it silly that no one has sent halp for this poor fello that made this thread.
@gravelord-caste, knights DO have mouths, have you never seen the rocky core's description? " [...] More than a few teeth have been lost by knights attempting to get at the gooey interior."
Just because we have teeth doesn't mean we have mouths.
Explain that one :P
I find it silly that no one has sent halp for this poor fello that made this thread.
I did... I just don't know if the cakes got there in time.
How did Biscotti get promoted to a chef in the first place? o.O
Without the use of Dark Matter. I think she used it to make more cake than she could realistically bake, which resulted in this mess.
Us Knights eat ALL the time. We especially like the gooey, blood-filled hearts of our enemies, and occasionally the canned hearts of unknown origin sitting around in white boxes.
I like to drink them through a straw :)
First off, The little chef claims to have "accidentally" made evil cupcakes TWICE? Which have terrorized monsters and knights in the Clockworks, and now she's kidnapping us? I smell conspiracy.