This is a thread where you can tell, answer, and hijack jokes.
I'll start:
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Frankenstein lost power again from attacking too many people, so a cop drove up to him, attached jumper cables, and powered him back up.
He then arrested Frankenstein on charge of battery.
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
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Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels!!!
*Crows Laughs*
~Fallen
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
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To see what was on the other side!
Haha.....I'm so funny. Ahahaho.
Why did the TF2 spy cross the road?
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Well?
He was never really on your side.
Hello everyone, how are you guys?That's good to hear.
I got one you guys will like.Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the other side. Can I get a hive five?
Crowd: Boooo
Ok, I get it.Everyone had heard that one.What about this one?A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and *get's hit by a tomato* Real funny guys.
How about this one: What are boulder's favorite music to listen too?....Rock n' roll.
Crowd: *throws more tomatoes, apples and other fruit*
Cmon guys, I'm not that bad. *sees a chair flying towards him,nearly dodges it* Really?! A chair.What else are you gonna throw at me?
*sees a piano* Aww sh *get's hit*
What do you get when you cross an Ambassador-wielding Spy with an Ubercharge?
Diplomatic Immunity.
And why did the Pyro go to the bank?
To cash in a Spy Check.
Why doesn't Adachi like going on vacation?
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Because he doesn't like stupid beaches and shores!
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
There are four cats on a raft. One of them jumps off. How many are left on the raft?
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None, they were all copycats.