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Super Hyper Ultimate Lockdown Tier 3 Tourney of Impending Doom: Aplha Redux v2.0 Limited Collector's Finale Edition

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Wed, 04/17/2013 - 14:28
Glacies's picture
Glacies

THINK YOU KNOW LOCKDOWN, HUH? FORGET ALL OF THAT BABY STUFF OF UVS AND MLG TOOTHPICKS AND WOLVERS AND LISTEN UP EVERYONE: THIS IS THE ONLY TOURNEY ANYONE SHOULD EVER THINK ABOUT ENTERING YOU HEAR. THIS IS THE ONLY TOURNEY WHERE SKILL TRULY COUNTS. THE TRUE TEST OF YOUR STRENGTH AS A TRUE LD M1G 1337 PR0. THE GRAND PRIZE IS AN EXTREMELY RARE ITEM THAT OOO HASN'T EVEN COME UP WITH IT YET! THAT'S RIGHT.

SO YOU MUST NOW BE ASKING YOURSELF, HOW CAN I ENTER THIS GLORIOUS AND REVOLUTIONARY TOURNEY? EASY. JUST POST IN THIS TOPIC BY WRITING A BEAUTIFUL FANTASTIC POEM AS TO WHY YOU ARE WORTHY ENOUGH TO ENTER THIS BEAUTIFUL TOURNEY.

THE RULES? WE'LL DO THIS QUICK, YOU CAN ONLY USE ANCIENT PLATE SET ALONG WITH A PROTO SWORD WITH +12HP TRINKETS AS GUARDIAN. 1V1 FIGHTING. FIRST ONE TO KILL THE OTHER OPPONENT 512 TIMES ADVANCES TO THE NEXT ROUND. AND NO UVS AT ALL.

THAT'S RIGHT, PROTO SWORD ONLY, ANCIENT PLATE, NO UVs, +12HP TRINKETS, GUARDIAN ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION. THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO PROVE YOUR SKILL. YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH,

SO GET SIGNING UP NOW!!!!!11111111111!1!!!11!!!1!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 15:19
#1
Neodasus's picture
Neodasus
no

no

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 15:19
#2
Neodasus's picture
Neodasus
no

no

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 15:42
#3
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Stop shouting you'll make me go-

Wait, why'd the world go quiet?

Anyway, interesting idea, but not everyone has Ancient Plate, like myself. I also don't have that many HP trinkets. :P

Oh, and if I can kill a Skolver a Callahan while I'm not wearing any gunslinger gear AND the Skolver was Striker dashing for more than half the time AND I'm using recon, does that make me skilled?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 22:26
#4
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Blue-Flood
only if i can use my proto

only if i can use my proto gun and AA

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 23:20
#5
Prophet-Of-Lies
Grind VANA!

O_O

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