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Thu, 04/18/2013 - 14:34
Spold's picture
Spold

What you basically do is say your favorite animal, and the animal has to be able to eat the animal the person said above them. People will obviously cheat, and not say their favorite animal, but it'll be fun anyway.

Octopus!

Thu, 04/18/2013 - 19:01
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Infernus-Dragneel's picture
Infernus-Dragneel
Aha! It's our chance!

Turtles

don't ask why, it's better if you know little

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:31
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Porcrhind's picture
Porcrhind
Monkeys that eat male Herpes

Crane.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 21:36
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Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
now amoeba

Amoeba eat crane.
I know this doesn't make sense but this isn't a game about logic.

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 02:58
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Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
With that said...

Aloysius Snuffleupagus

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 03:08
#5
Prophet-Of-Lies
Ant army.

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Sun, 04/21/2013 - 04:34
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Infernus-Dragneel's picture
Infernus-Dragneel
Hisssss

Wolverine

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 08:35
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Mahatma-Gandhi's picture
Mahatma-Gandhi
Hm.

Otter.

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 19:58
#8
Hero-Of-Cheese's picture
Hero-Of-Cheese
My turn

The Cheeto's cheetah

Your move.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 01:44
#9
Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier
Who?

Chuck Norris, a beastly man.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:48
#10
Spold's picture
Spold

Feline-Grenadier may have just ended the food chain.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:23
#11
Viorayne's picture
Viorayne
You wish...

Hypno-Toad with Dentures.

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 03:52
#12
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
what about APEX predator time?

Electric eel.
Chuck Norris doesnt count. Hes not an animal, hes Immortous
*gasps*

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 07:02
#13
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Noooooooo!......My secret identity has been revealed! D=

Haha....just kidding....
Hand me that eel, son. You know I am the rightful heir to all things eelish and eely. I am the Eel Chief! (Read next few posts after that one)

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 18:34
#14
Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
Grasshopper

Don't even ask

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 18:55
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Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
O RLY?

It is time to release my second favourite animal!
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The TURDLE SNAPPER

Wed, 04/24/2013 - 21:24
#16
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

So this one time I picked up 3 kids as they were walking home from- Oh, this is a forum game? What?

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 07:41
#17
Immortous's picture
Immortous
Haha Fehzor. ^

Haha Fehzor. ^

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 08:04
#18
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Spiders.

No exceptions.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 19:45
#19
Shear-Force's picture
Shear-Force
Spider eating...

Spider eating guy who is exceptionally hungry

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 07:15
#20
Immortous's picture
Immortous
^

@Zero- Animals! Not people!
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Giant man-eating Crocodile.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 10:06
#21
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
jaguar

jaguar

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 09:54
#22
Spold's picture
Spold

@Immortous

People are in the animal kingdom.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 10:36
#23
Immortous's picture
Immortous

@Spold- Nonsense. Your evolutionist thought-process is flawed.
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Jaguar, eh?

Tiger.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 10:35
#24
Immortous's picture
Immortous
@Spold- Nonsense.

Don't mind this post...

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 11:14
#25
Spold's picture
Spold

Then what is our kingdom? WERE PLANTS!? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait... don't tell me that we're protists....oh my goodness! WE'RE BACTERIA!!!!!!!! What about fungi????????!??!?!?!?!?!?!

WE'RE FUNGI!

I'm a cool decomposer... wait, or am I a producer? Am I a consumer? WHAAAAAAAAT!

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 13:17
#26
Immortous's picture
Immortous

If you mean that humans are mammals, then yes that is true. That we're animals however, or somewhat "related" to them, is not true.

....you're a consumer by the way....

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 15:03
#27
Spold's picture
Spold

Dude. If we're not animals, then what is our kingdom?

Mammalia is a class; not a kingdom.

Look at this.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 19:15
#28
Immortous's picture
Immortous
^

"Mammalia is a class; not a kingdom."
Thank you, I know my biology. Quite well actually.
Now can we just drop this and continue with the thread?
I'll say my last predator again.
~
"Tiger"

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 19:29
#29
Klipik's picture
Klipik
Humans are animals. I hate it when people forget that.

I'm going to escalate this fairly quickly...

Island Eater.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 19:50
#30
Spold's picture
Spold

'Kay.

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 19:56
#31
Spold's picture
Spold

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 20:43
#32
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
Human. Note: Human is an

Human.

Note: Human is an animal.

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 11:20
#33
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
it is

Brazilian Wandering Spider.

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 11:59
#34
Immortous's picture
Immortous

Humans are in Kingdom Animalia yes, but that doesn't make them animals.
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Pompolid Wasp

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 12:43
#35
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
lawls

Whale Shark
One of my last ffavorite animals

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 13:21
#36
Klipik's picture
Klipik
yes, it does.

I thought the animals had to be able to eat the ones above?

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 14:13
#37
Spold's picture
Spold

@Immortous

Yes they are. If that's true, are we not mammals even though we're in mammalia?

If you don't include humans, you're saying there are tons of animals in the animalia kingdom, but they're not animals. Every animal is in animalia. What do you think animalia means? That's the most fallacious reply you've made yet about humans being animals because animalia means animal. It's called classification. If you classify someone in animalia, that means they're an animal.

https://www.google.com/search?q=animalia+definition&aq=f&oq=animalia+def...

The animal kingdom = ANIMALIA! You have no more proof.

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 16:36
#38
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
hmmmmm let me think...

salamander! : http://youtu.be/NaEYI6k1wHM
.......... don't question it.

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 17:06
#39
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
OOO defense force

shrew

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 17:35
#40
Immortous's picture
Immortous
@Iam- Hawk

Do you really want to go on with this Spold? Cause I do have evidence otherwise. But I'm usually not the confrontational person. (The only reason I posted before was because I had a fight with my vacuum cleaner earlier that day...)
So yeah...I'm tired and need some sleep. I think I'll leave this thread alone for awhile too.
But yall have fun!
Good luck with the thread Spold!
(No really, best wishes. =P)

Sun, 04/28/2013 - 17:50
#41
Spold's picture
Spold

Dude. I did research, and I only managed to find one person who said humans weren't animals.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 04:43
#42
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
@Immortous Hawk - Coyote

I have mixed feelings on this.
1) In the world of taxonomy, humans are animals. There were initially two kingdoms: Regnum Vegetabile and Regnum Animalia. Even in the 5 and 6 kingdom science text books, Animalia hasn't changed much. It's been Vegetabile that has been broken up to reflect fungi, protista, archaea, and bacteria as being separate from plants and making them their own kingdoms separate from plants. Humans certainly aren't fungi. They aren't bacteria even though there could be argument otherwise. (Sorry, taxonomy is one of those useless/under used educational areas of mine)
2) In the real world, humans don't belittle themselves to the level of animal. We consider ourselves highly evolved above animals. With all our intelligence and social development, we consider ourselves better than an animal.

As per this game, we might need the human predator to kill things we can't find or think of other predators to use. Using human could also allow us to make jabs at human actions. Humans certainly prey on elephants for ivory and tigers for their skin.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 17:35
#43
Spold's picture
Spold

Animals that aren't humans are considered lesser animals from what I've heard.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 02:46
#44
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Xtweeterx
Kittens :3

Kittens :3

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 05:18
#45
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
alligator

alligator

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 12:30
#46
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
RAWR RaWR

Hippopotommus
I dont care about splling

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 05:28
#47
Porcrhind's picture
Porcrhind
...

My hermaphrodite pug, Kiko.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 05:13
#48
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I don't want to hurt Kiko :(

fleas

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 18:25
#49
Lord-Of-Dragos
Hmmmmmm

A poison dart frog
Andddddddd a snarbolax
With a pack of wolvers
I like beast mobs.

Thu, 05/09/2013 - 16:00
#50
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Piosionus-Snarby
hmmm...

malaria mosquito kills all including snarbolax, wolvers, ( maybe not poison dart frog)

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