I amazingly never found a thread like this, but whatever. Basically, you just say what real life would be like with SK.
-We would be served wolver meat, rocky cores in place of lobsters, and slimes for desserts.
-We mine precious materials, but they only sell for 4 crowns at most.
- The ATH is school
-Law Enforcement officers have OHKO weapons. AKA the crowbar
-No such thing as being naked
-Only water source is the fountain
Thats only some stuff, You come up with more!
us fellow SK gamers would be confused. We are playing a game about real life.
We would be very uncomfortable reading fanfiction because of armour
People in a Roman coliseum will have jetpacks, giant shields, and cloaks.
What happens if you fall into the clockworks?
Then we would be living in a police state. Also, we would probably have nuked the core by now, or started dismantling the CW to build an elevator straight to the core, or something.
Also, I would have found something irl to be good at.
If I was stressed I would catch the nearest elevator and listen to the gentle functioning of the CWs.
if SK was real, we'd all be domed to extinction because our knights don't reproduce.
I would use a Swift Flourish to clean my teeth, and use a rocket hammer for carpentry.
@>@
New knights are created every day!
And we don't die! We either rev with energy or go back to Haven...
OVERPOPULATION FTW!
Jemographic Out!
We live so close too each other, yet so far away (EU and American servers)
We would have to worry about having lichen infestations in our homes.
We would end up sleeping A LOT more in order to recharge our mist (that our bodies soak up according to the energetic knight)
And the PRICES! OHHHHH THE PRICES OF REGULAR THINGS!!
If Spiral Knight was real....
Then there no such things like Lag,Low connection,Spike Lag,Glitch,Sticky Key,Blah blah blah blah
we couldn't farm bosses
if you killed JK before everyone else, you would be the only one with tokens
But there are many JKs, and the Snarbolax is a species, and Roarmulus twins can be rebuilt. Dunno bout vana
no there is only 1 JK and Snarbolax (unless he gets radiated) I think, yes the Roarmulus twins could be rebuilt but it would take a long time and people would have to to go without them for a long time
That is a good point But the cradle is full of mystery.So we dont know there only 1 unique bosses or not.Or maybe cradle can give birth to a new giant boss Instanly.WE DONT KNOW UNTIL WE IN THE REAL SPIRAL KNIGHTS WORLD!
umm, this is if it was more realistic, it's not like a new jelly king would apear intantly in the boss room of the last palace right after everyone leaves
Ok it just our oppinion
So I Dont need to ask about People Imagination here
(I also Dont want argument here)
rev urself using ressources
vanaduke is undead so he'll just come back to life.
If SK was real then what would snipes get rid of when they go to the bathroom?
a week or so of inactivity has helped my grades in French slightly, but now that I'm back, nice to see ppls posting.
@Pipipipipi In the game though, like 4 parties can be fighting the same JK, so I dunno.
@Doom-Xx Welcome back, and listen to Ratter
@Blade-of-Grass don't forget: Wolvers use a sort of dust (Warp Dust) to burrow, though I'm not quite agreeing with the explosion swords being a dynamite. I mean, look at WRH *glances at, then quickly turns away*
@Usevnsevnsixfivfor No bathroom, no poop
You can't die unless you aren't a biological, living thing. You can, however, spend your sleep to revive. If you don't choose to do so, you're sent to the entrance of your home city.
we could finally eat JK with spoons!!!
AP, Sentenzas, Blitzes/Plagues, and the Callahan would be the best guns because the bullets would kill us with real bullets unlike energy blasting Polari and Drivers
Thinking about this makes me think of the story I wrote.
we would have to go into the clockworks just to put jelly on our toast
we could fall off cliffs
we couldn't revive and once we died, we would have to use a alt because our other account would be dead
we would be able to steal other peoples armor from one of those things that you can change equiptment on
we wouldn't be able to change armor idmediantly
guildless people would be homeless
GM upkeep would be lower
stuff wouldn't respawn
SK would be first person
we could dash longer (like a striker boost)
thats all I got now
If SK was real, children wouldn't be allowed to play. :3