Straight to the point, I'd like to request that threads aiming to rank players in popularity, skill, or whatever are banned. We get this kind of thread maybe once a month in General Discussion and these kind of things always seem to lead to a flamewar.
A bit more rules on the forums because I am a killjoy who does not enjoy flamewars.
we need more people with powers for that. people to terror. we need the god of BLT sandwitches to be a mod.
Depends on who made the BLT. I once went to a place where they gave me a BLT on whole grain toast that was so toasted,
it tasted like a charcoal pill.
The man to wield such power...could only be...EDUARD KHIL!
The basis on whether I'll agree
Depends on who made the BLT
Once in a shop in my region
(It was a day long ago, you see)
I recieved a sandwich on whole grain toast
It tasted like a charcoal pill
The only man to wield such power
Could only be Eduard Khil!
HexZyle is dreadfully bored. Also, his random rhyming skills are LEGENDARY
If the god of BLT sandwiches had the power of a foorim moderatorerator he would use his divine sustenance to transform the forum avatars into various sandwiches and sandwich related items, like jars of pickles and sliced tomatoes. It would be a dark, delicious time for us fareem porpoises. Inflammatory posts would be thrown to the back of the fridge never to be seen again. The skies would rain spicy mustard and vegans would be purged from the holy delis since churches would be silly.
Butt in all smelliness, if I were an admin I would have too much fun editing naughty posts to discuss very silly things opposite of their original content. Flame wars would become tea parties. Boasting becomes self loathing. It would be two giggles and a barrel of snorts, but eventually it would become too strange and the villagers would drive me into a windmill then burn it down. Once the ashes are cleared out they might set up a nice little deli shop there.
maybe we should get a less mad more serious guy, but lug is perfect. disintegrating ideas since *insert birth date here*
btw, do you know that the windmill burning has been used in the first frankenstein film? and guess who burnt with it?
Rules are pointless if there is no-one available to enforce them.