I'm sure many of you are curious as to why The Jempire is so good at GvG. So I went ahead and made a quick video of how we train to become the best of the best!
p.s This video is a joke...
How <The Jempire> Trains for GvG!
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 06:48
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 10:13
#2
Damn
I wanna be a Jemp now...
Vosk : Insert your "NO" After this comment.
Imagine this... Feller + Jemps = ULTIMATE UBER MONSTER HATE !!!!!
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 10:29
#3
FALCON PUNCH!
I just saw this on the Jemp forums, pretty funny I must say.
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 11:01
#4
+1
LOL
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 11:09
#5
Polaris is so badly designed
Polaris is so badly designed because when 3 or more use it on one choke point it creates a wall nobody can pass through. You can buy your way out of haze bombs through UVs but you can't get around infinite knockback. Take Ramparts for example, one choke point leads to 4 CPs. Polaris that one choke point with 2 other people and it's game. To get around OOO's terrible level design the playerbase has to create a community banlist to stop this absurd level of degeneracy.
I can understand someone saying "just go around", but when one choek point leads to FOUR CPs then you know the game is broken. It's for this reason that bombing the spawn is equally as degenerate and should be banned from GvG.
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 12:28
#6
AT is so badly designed because you can hit people form distance and etc etc.
If you ban Polaris ban AT, if not let people use what they want.
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 13:03
#7
+1
At least you have to aim with Polaris...
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 13:19
#8
@ Vokster
The irony: when you all started spamming polaris in the vid, my screen froze. Polar lag goes beyond SK!
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 13:36
#9
@Feyi
Bahahahaha. XD
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 14:41
#10
Im So Im So Becky from the block always had a little but =0
Ah Vokster I am not even in The Jempire, but you missed 1 of the most important part of your training video:
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B0...
http://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-Socks-Medium-Pack-Size/dp/B0093UK1IE/ref=sr...
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 14:59
#11
RE: Neodasus
So your asking for a knock back resists UV so you can buy your way out of everything?
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 16:55
#12
I'm just making a statement,
I'm just making a statement, Frost. They will eventually be adding dash to PvP, so I'm not complaining for long.
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 20:14
#13
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 01:26
#14
This thread delivers on two
This thread delivers on two levels:
1: Great video in the OP. (Nice job Vokster.)
2: Hilariously predictable hate against Polaris/Jempire from the typical folks who always do it. (Which makes the video even better!)
And Solimando, no need to use language / insults like that.
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 03:26
#15
Revelations
Wulfeknight is Rubyeclipse and Rubyeclipse is mawashimono's boyfriend.
We knew the world would not be the same. Few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 03:45
#16
You have a dark sense of
You have a dark sense of humor, but I like it.
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 04:23
#17
That guy grug
That was a quote from a scientist who worked on the nuclear bomb. I believe Grug is referring to the fact that a bomb was dropped. A metaphorical bomb.
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 06:48
#18
FEEL THE POWER
FEEL THE HATE
FEED ON HATE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Weeeeellllll do I see something similiar to harlem shake reference?
No matter, let's drop it. UNF YEAH~