Let's say that I'm in a dark alley somewhere in Cradle and something happened to my folks. I want to clearly avenge them using my billions and billions of crowns inherited. What is the first logical step to do?
How to become Batman?
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:33
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:38
#2
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I don't see how this is useless as I'm asking the community for help. Although this really should be in new-recruits.
I mean I want to become Batman in Spiral-Knights. I mean there's clearly nothing wrong with asking for help with that, is there?
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:41
#3
Get some bat man gear!
Go buy some Vertical Vents!
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:42
#4
of course you cant defend anyone if you dont take courses of martial arts and some lessons from expert acrobats so you can do awesome dodging and deliver them awesomes pow! then you can learn some detective skills and that kind of stuff.
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:59
#5
Wouldn't it be Greaverman? Or Silkman?
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:32
#6
How to become batman
1: Make an alt called "batman" or whatever.
2: Buy snarby set (It's the set that looks closest to the bat-suit, IMHO) + vert. vents
3: Buy a gran faust or Archeron, or whatever shadow sword and a Stagger Storm
4: Play Lockdown as a recon with this set, and whenever you hit people, yell "BAM!", "BIFF!", "POW!", "WHAM!", "WHIFF!", and "PUNCH!".
-- The stagger storm inflicts stun, which shows up as these bright yellow stars to help with the sound effects
-- batman hates guns, so you can never use them despite being a recon.
5: Come CLOSE to killing them, but never actually kill anyone because batman doesn't kill. Just run away or something.
6: Frequently announce that YOUR PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD! at the slightest provocation or even when it's not warranted.
7: Actually kill your parents. Seriously, are you telling me there's a way to make money in this game WITHOUT violently murdering your caretakers to sell their material wealth?
8: Screw the whole batman shtick and become... RAKKMAN!
--... AND I DIDN'T KILL THEM I PROMISE!
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:20
#7
For spending billions of crowns?
Get divine avenger, gran faust, a flourish/snarby stick, and a normal resistance set with insane UV's across the board. Batman does not use guns.
Get swiftstrike buckler with insane UV's. GOTTA GO FAST.
Get a iron slug and use the power attack to soar across rooftops. It's also so puny it couldn't possible hurt people.
Get a pair of Hallow Round Shades to conceal your identity. Research millions into learning how to UV them.
Get a spookat mask to look mysterious while on-job. UV it.
Find the cutest orphan chromalisk possible, adapt him into your sidekick, Snipe. (No such things as robins)
Buy moorcraft manor for your awesome family estate/secret hidout.
Hire a zombie as your butler. He's so slow he couldn't possibly hit you if he wanted to.
Give him breathe mints if he starts gets crafty with his attacks.
Duck tape butler things all over him so he looks like your butler.
Obtain arch nemesis (I heavily recommend Toxoils, they are pretty despicable and powerful)
Buy a tech front that makes and sells pulsars for a nice cover/infinite money income.
Congratulations, you are now Katman, with your trusty sidekick Snipe. You have a butler Ughfred (he says ugh a lot and his nametag he half ate says fred).
You are constantly protecting the citizens of Haven from the dangers of The Oiler, and by day are an extravagant Pulsar salesman, who is respectable due to wicked shades with equally awesome UV's on them.
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:37
#8
One phrase
Just say "I'M BATMAN!" That's you need to do.
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:55
#9
I got this.
First you must become well known. There's a thread here just on how to do that, which should help.
You must then then make someone your slave/alfred.
Afterwards: get your groundbreaker armor out, and start digging a cave.
Ask me again when you're done with that.
The first step is to stop making useless threads.