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Green-Neko The Hurkat

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Wed, 05/15/2013 - 00:56
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Green-Neko

~Chapter 1~

I am Green-Neko, one of the few Kats that aren't bent on destroying the Spiral Knights. You see, instead of trying to kill them, I was thinking: "Wouldn't it be better if I didn't have to kill someone and at the same time not get myself killed. I mean seriously. I could benefit from being peaceful. As long as I can keep my cool (and my cuteness), I could live longer. Technically I'm dead, but, you know what I mean. Another thing I could benefit from being peaceful is that I can finally get away from the other Undead. Most of them are pretty boring especially the Zombies. All they talk about are attack formations, spawning formations, blah blah blah (are you surprised to find out that Zombies are quite intelligent? They just act dumb in front of other people). Anyways, I've always wanted to see the world above the ground, to explore places I have never been to, to try new things. But my family always says: "You don't belong up there, you belong down here with us." It's sad really. All we do down here is float around all cute and stuff. Then when there's a Spiral Knight in our sight, we suddenly have to go all scary and s**t. I mean, why the f**k do we have to do this? Anyways, before I continue cursing (on a side note: we were taught at a very young age to curse. Cuz' you know. Status effect and stuff. Only a few Kats were able to become into a Black Kat. Thankfully I'm not one of them. I've always thought of Black Kats as... punks or emos.) I shall let my mouth rest. [Moment of silence...] Well, now I'm tired. I shall continue once I sleep. *Yawn* Goodnight.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 01:23
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Hearthstone
I realize this is a fanfic, and I will tell you.

Try to write more in chapters, like... Aekuryi said here, try to write more, writing is something not to be taken granted, and if you do write more, please add paragraphs :3

Overall, I think this is good stuff.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 06:18
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Green-Neko
~Chapter 2~*Yawn* Good

~Chapter 2~

*Yawn* Good morning! It's me again, Green-Neko. And today starts the day of my journey to the place Spiral Knights call "Haven". I have devised a plan of course. All I have to do once I enter this so-called "Haven" is to NOT attack anybody and stay cute and calm. I might even be able to make some friends. Anyways, onward!

(Floating Montage)

As I float on by~
With my cute face high~
I say to my family~
Bye bye~
Every single day~
I was bored~
With everybody~
Of the undead horde~
I'm sick and tired~
Of getting hit with a sword~
It is my time~
To explore~
I~
AM~
GREEN-NEKO~
(DUN DUN DUN)
I~
WILL~
SURVIVE~
(DUN DUN DUN)
AND~
WHEN~
I GET THERE~
(DUN DUN DUN)
I'LL~
EAT~
A~
...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
CHEEZBURGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

(End of Floating Montage)

Well, that was fun. Wait a sec..... where am I? *Looks around* HOLY CHEEZBURGERZ! I'm here! Wow. Just wow. I wonder if montages get me to places faster. That might explain why I didn't notice I got here so fast. Oh well. Wow. It's bright up here.
Anonymous One:"Is that a Hurkat?"
Anonymous Two:"Why is it up here?"
Anonymous One:"Maybe it got curious."
Anonymous Two:"...Or lost. We should kill it."
Anonymous One:"Hey, shut up. You might scare the little fella away."
Anonymous Two:"For your information, Hurkats are (somewhat) dangerous!"
Anonymous One:"Then how come the little guy isn't attacking us?
Anonymous Two:"....Hmmm. That's peculiar. Usually, it's a Mewkat that's tame. This is quite a discovery."
Anonymous One:"Can I keep it?"
Anonymous Two:"No."
Anonymous One:"Please?"
Anonymous Two:"No."
Anonymous One:"PWEASE?"
Anonymous Two:"... Fine. Just stop with the puppy eyes. You know I can't stand the puppy eyes."
Anonymous One:"YAY!"
Anonymous Two:"Hmmm... I wonder. Can this Hurkat speak?"
Anonymous One:"Hmm... maybe it can't. I mean it's just a little Hur-
I can understand both of you very clearly. And yes, I can speak.
Anonymous One:"...Oops. Sorry.
It's ok. I mean "I'm just a Hurkat."
Anonymous Two:*laughs*
Anonymous One:*blushes* Shut up-
END OF CHAPTER 2

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 06:16
#3
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Green-Neko
Well..

I have decided to have the readers to pick the name of the two characters.
Anonymous One's a girl.
Anonymous Two's a guy.
The two most popular names you, the readers, comment will be the name for these two.
Enjoy~

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