Mine, involving my guild leader Dboyleon and some sword :
Moorcraft Manor
TypeProton : Wondering where I can buy Spur or it's recipe.
Dboyleon : Quillion at bazaar sells it.
TypeProton : Yea. But he sells at random.
Haven, Dboyleon still in Clockwork.
Dboyleon : Guess what I've found :D
TypeProton : What is it?
Dboyleon : Spur recipe
TypeProton : I just bought Spur
TypeProton : /facedesk
Yours?
All of us dead after spamming JK
Quiver: So.. who wants to spend energy to revive?
Two party members revive, right before Jelly King dies from an exploding box
Quiver: Bahahaha!
-Fire zombie gets stuck in a box-
Me: lolowned
Friend: Lololol :D
-we start to provoke it, spinning around and stuff-
-it charges up a leap-
Me: Hahaha, come at me bro. :D
-it leaps out of the box and kills me-
Me: FNDSKJOFNDSKFDSF
Friend: WAT
NEVER provoke stuck zombies. NEVER.
About time one of these showed up.
Half my party dyed, the other guy and me decide to try to finish it. Too many lumbers, other guy is left for dead while I run to the elevator.
About time one of these showed up.
Half my party dyed, the other guy and me decide to try to finish it. Too many lumbers, other guy is left for dead while I run to the elevator.
I'll let the pictures tell the stories of some of my odd adventures.
Kojiden Teabags Vanaduke
We needed some extra weight to push the button
Epic Shield
The antisocial Mechaknight
No love for Xelor
Floating Sheloba
This was when you could have up to 5 gremlin healers in an Arena
My very first danger room was an epic affair
A Dogrock in a cage
Giant Snipes 'nuff said
was in the scarlet court ii map--the one with that time release gate after all the spikes--i'd finally made it to the end of that damn thing after dying stupidly a few times and using up all my heal-a-ma-pills, and made it to the elevator just as the gate popped back up.
PINNING ME between the gate and the elevator. i couldn't move. tried moving, swinging my sword, everything, for like 10 minutes while i mentally head-desked, and finally the troika charge attack moved me out of the literally tight spot with the forward lunge. never would have expected it to be useful in that way, but there you go, lol...i wish i'd taken a screen shot, though. maybe i'll try to replicate it for lols next time that map comes up.
Oh em gee... Way back in beta, those dang t3 gremlin menders could revive EVIL versions of our player when we died... It was crazy, they would like revive you every second, and everyone dead is there crying saying that it is impossible.
Really? Can they still do that now? Because that would be so awesome! An epic showdown between myself, I can see it now... It's also the closest thing we have to pvp at the moment.
In Firestorm Citadel (the level with the different rooms that you have to save sprites and whatnot - I seem to have forgotten the name), we let loose the flaming oilers. I ducked behind one of those blue gate things that enemies can't get through, while my teammates died.
The flaming oiler continually attempted to charge at me, and I was all "lolololol come at me bro~~ u mad? oh, u mad bro~~"
And uhhhh...yeh, he ended up charging at me so hard that he "broke" through the blue gate and attacked. I managed to kill him and save my teammates, but it was just like....luls, don't taunt an angry, flaming oiler.
Edit: DarthLOL, are you srs? That sounds terrifying, but somewhat awesome, and if that really happened as I'm imagining it did, I think I'm glad they took it out.
Yeah, they were getting too many complaints lol
It was most common in the arenas...
EDIT: I can't find any pictures... I think I was having a nightmare xD
EDIT: OH FOUND ONE!
They could have tried to tone it down instead of removing it completely...
http://wiki.spiralknights.com/File:Gremlinarmy.jpg
Found a picture! Those mecha knights were evil versions of our players
0_0 I see why they removed it... They could still have limited the number of revivals though.
Was in a random doing a JK run. It was a good group... But some how the JK killed all four of us at once, then died about a 1/2 second later from fire, or something... It was strange to see him go down while nobody in the group was alive!
Edit: WOW that pic is scary...love the in game chat :)
I had been looking for the Prismatech mk2 recipe for a couple of days. (I know... buddy wanted one.)
I finally spot a seller in trade chat that doesn't have it marked up for Double the vendor price...
I click -confirm- on the transaction...
BAM!
Trade chat: Anyone want a FREE prisma mk2 recipe? I don't need it. Seriously.
I was leveling something up to level 5 for a friend. I wanted to do it quickly, but I didn't have T3 access and couldn't solo the Royal Jelly Palace on my own, so I decided to do some full Tier 1 runs (lower T1 with the right levels can grant more heat than upper T2).
But I didn't have any fully leveled armor (just my Ash-tail set, taking forever to get to level 4), except for my Groundbreaker set. Which is 0*, but eh, it's Tier 1.
Then my friends joined up, and as we were all chatting away happily, down we went to Tier 2.
I still had my Groundbreaker armor on.
I'm proud that, even with my meager skills, I still managed to survive one-third of the way through the Plazamonium.
http://i52.tinypic.com/2432jyx.jpg
We tried to give him health pills, but he wouldn't wake up. Why wouldn't he wake up
:(
I like that you caught one of the pills as it was shining.
Vlad you dummy, that's not my picture LOL
Perfect time to share this amazing picture =D
one time I hopped on the gate in firestorm citadel, friend picked up statue, and I went up and down on the gate for like 10 minutes :D and then friend (cobalt <3) tried to get on too, and the gate's spear stabbed through cobbys halo rapidly. :u (obby)
Oh man we have to keep this thead alive, I'm loling so hard.
we have discovered how lichen reproduce...
BUMP
For great justice.
ive got a funny story it goes like this: one day i was playing a fun game, the next time i played it, it was a bad game the end
So my friends and I was working together to craft each other's gear so we would not have to buy the same recipes multiple times. Then all the items that we were making for each other are no longer tradable. We laughed so hard.
@extremekiwi8
@lawlz
Look, if you don't like the new changes to the game, either suck it up or just quit outright, okay? I don't mean to be angry and harsh, but if you want to vent about how Spiral Knights has been ruined forever, just take it to another thread.
-huge mob attacking us-
Me: -has only one bar of health left while everyone else has more than me-
...
-runs behind a bush and watches as my teammates get molested by those sexy foxes-
-everyone dies while I'm still alive and I finish off the last fox with one green nooby orb-
bahahahha.
It's bad to have me as a team-mate xD I always get black screens and exit and reload the game.
So, yesterday, I was distracted at the elevator at the end of Red Carpet Runaround. I didn't hit the "Return to Haven" button before the auto-descend timer expired.
My teammate also forgot to do this, so at least I wasn't /herping on alone.
So, a few minutes later, I discovered that you can time a Freeze vial just right to catch the Royal Jelly before his spinning tantrum. He'll just... sit there... in the ice... glowing pink... and not doing anything.
It was beautiful: the most dangerous part of the fight was almost completely neutralized with a desperate idea, good timing and careful aim.
But my teammate didn't catch on, and shot the ice off a few seconds into it. Y'know, even though the boss is completely invincible while it's still glowing pink. /Derp.
We still managed to win, but I couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry.
I can't imagine how much money his parents spent on feeding him.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/alamarana88/GiantSeep.png
i was soloing a d28 scavenge zone "molten mahem" which pretty much means 34 (i counted) flamethrower gremlins along with 4 healers. after running around for 10 minutes poking them with my master blaster, i realized it was pointless, as i couldnt do NEARLY enough dps to counteract the 4 healers. i was about to give up and go to haven when i got a brilliant idea. this scavenge zone happened to have an area taht looked something like this:
"o"=indestructible block
"*"=gate switch
"_"=gate
"."=empty space
o_ooooooooo
o................o
*................o
o................o
*................o
ooooooooooo
so, the genious that i am, i ran in there, shut both gates so i was alone with 30+ gremlins waiting their doom, tyrying to burn the walls down. i then let one at a time in and destroyed everything. unfortunately i learned how to take a screenshot with f12 AFTER i killed them all :( it was epic
My location=O Empty space \/
Red Rover=Q
Aerial view: |O|__________________|Q|
Me: Lololol, you cant torch me cuz fire is ground-based
(Red Rover proves me wrong)
Me: WHAT THE FUU-AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IT BURNSSSSSSSSS
(30 Gremlins chasing me)
Me: ohgodimgonnadieohgodimgonnadieohgodimgonnadieohgodimgonnadieohgodimgonnadieohgodimgonnadieohgodimgonnadieohgodimgonnadie
(stops)
Me: Thats it. No more running.
(Gremlin horde looks at me inquisitively)
Guess what I did next.
I grabbed my Cutter.
And ran into the horde.
It took 15 seconds for me to kill them all.
YOU ARE NOT DYING ON ME.
NOSIREE, YOU ARE NOT DYING ON ME.
I really need a new mouse, these double posts are getting irritating.
My personal color is red. Fused Demo armor is green, with Personal-color highlights.
A newbie saw this and commented "He's [bleep]ing Santa Christ!"
I was expecting the Santa part, but not the Christ part. It's possible that he meant "He's (...) Santa. Christ!" But it's more fun to imagine a chubby old bearded dude walking on water. Or better yet, water-skiing across a pond, pulled by his water-walking reindeer.
And with these explosives? I do leave "presents" behind everywhere I go, but I'm less about raptures and more about ruptures. Though I do have a Super Blast Bomb with a Medium UV versus Undead, which I occasionally call the Holy Handgrenade.
I have an image that should be enough:
http://i.imgur.com/U0U4R.jpg