What do you call a farmer that does a good job?
OUTSTANDING in his field
BWAHAHA
Knights Vs. Monsters Game
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:49
#1452
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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:53
#1453
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:57
#1454
51
Damn you, Pipi >:C
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 16:59
#1455
52
What did one cow say to the other?
MOOOOOOOOOVE OVER
BWAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:02
#1456
51
I am going to go get some popcorn for this.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:16
#1457
52
Yolks On You!
Yolks on Me?! OH HELL NO!
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:17
#1458
51
Thank goodness for the edit button.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:15
#1459
52
At yeast you arn't in the dough bread pun thread, those puns are very crusty.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:17
#1460
53
Glorp, Gremlins
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:27
#1461
52
52
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:20
#1462
53
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To reach the other SLIDE!
BWAHAHHAHAHa
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:22
#1463
52
Glorp? We ain't slimes, y'know?
Pipi, you are the sole reason why most Wolvers can't speak English.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:27
#1464
51
51
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:34
#1465
52
What's brown and sticky?
a STICK
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHA
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:34
#1466
53
But he's the only wolver that knows how to have fun
EDIT: and is apparently a ninja
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:35
#1467
52
Fun is for the weak. Why have fun when you could be building things that might explode? Eh? EH?!
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:39
#1468
#Sonosuks
Like explosive cookies?
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:29
#1469
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
What did the fisherman say to the card Magician
Pick a COD, any COD
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 17:48
#1470
#Sonosuks
Dude, you forgot your number.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:04
#1471
53
If we imagine the former two posts are numbered.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:29
#1472
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:31
#1473
55
Hargablargh
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:33
#1474
54
I don't-
I don't even know where to start with you. It's almost like you're asking to be hit with a giant hammer.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:36
#1475
55
NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
/smashes Atlas with hammer and keeps it on him, preventing movement
Do you know what time it is?
Time for bad puns!
No puns intended
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:50
#1476
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56
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:54
#1477
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55
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 18:57
#1478
54
Where did you find my hammer?! How are you even holding it?? YOU DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:01
#1479
53
These conversations are getting weird.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:02
#1480
54
I'VE ALLWAYS HAD A HAMMER, DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION? IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION, I SMASH YOU! HEAR THAT?
(btw these are bread puns)
Dough anyone have at yeast some spare bread?
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:03
#1481
53
Pipi seems to have that effect on ALL the conversations he takes part in...
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:07
#1482
52
So why is Pi counting up? Does nobody follow rules? :U
Edit: I sniped you down there below me. :P
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:06
#1483
53
It's Pipipi. Why do you need logic when you can just be.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:09
#1484
54
At yeast I'm not a crumby monster
I need more bad puns, anyone got any?
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:10
#1485
53
Nope.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:12
#1486
52
Say, all that fur looks mighty inflammable.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:13
#1487
53
Sigh
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:17
#1488
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52
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:20
#1489
51
What's up, Sonosuks?
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:28
#1490
50
Sonosuke is feeling sad.
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:33
#1491
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Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:34
#1492
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50
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:37
#1493
49
Finally in the Monsters' favour!
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:38
#1494
48
Let us monsters rejoice!
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:39
#1495
49
ಠ_ಠ
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:40
#1496
50
NO
SMASHIE MONSTERS
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/smashes all monsters with a Hammer made of pork, it's called a HAMmer
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:41
#1497
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49
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:42
#1498
48
So...how's the weather out there?
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:43
#1499
47
You look concerned, Sonosuke. Worried about your precious Haven? >:D
*takes critical damage from bad pun weapon*
Thu, 02/27/2014 - 19:44
#1500
48
-_-
Again with the bad jokes?! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM?!