ITT: We all mirin' at how privileged I am.
p.s. I'm jacking my 72 raisins
p.s.s Out of Cheese Pizza
p.s.s.s u mirin'?
This thread is for privileged cis male master race only.
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 11:29
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 11:37
#2
>be sucking herb with my
>be sucking herb with my buddy Stan
>decided to buy some chips bcos hungry as *bleep* *bleep*
>be going to nearest Walmart
>a 8.5/10 cop came buy
>be acting suave and playa like
>sez hye
>she look at my eyes
>oh shiz oh shiz she know
>get home jack off
>also forgot where I left my pal Stan
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 11:42
#3
>be 6
>be at
>be 6
>be at kindergarten
>bald friend of mine sez flamadiddle
>"Miss Edenberg, Freddy says the f-woooord"
>Miss Edenberg is Jewish
>"Give me 20 shekels and I'll wreck his ass off just for the laugh"
>go home scarred for life
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 11:46
#4
>be 11
>be at school
>good
>be 11
>be at school
>good friend of mine ask me to yell DIE YUPPIE SCUM
>showwhynot.jpg
>yell like Tarzan getting his butt branded with the letter S
>Whole class staring at me
>I say,"I have autism"
>go home with a tear running down my cheek
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 11:51
#5
>be 10
>be at a cool
>be 10
>be at a cool waterpark
>all of my jinks hyped up
>stripped of my clothes except my undies
>undies kept on so no pedos will molest me
>be walking a mile long stair to an awesome waterslide
>40 minutes later be at top
>the lifeguard there said,"Whoaa, rock on with those undies"
>walk right down the mile long stairs
>go home
>forgot to turn off the oven
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 11:59
#6
>be 9
>be reading Shin Chan
>be 9
>be reading Shin Chan comic
>orange slice and toothpaste
>suddenly inspired to make an art
>mix orange slices with toothpaste
>smear it on my qt3.14 toothbrush
>tasted weirder then Serena Williams' buttcheeks
>everything went better then expected
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 12:04
#7
>be 13
>be insecure teen-y
>be 13
>be insecure teen-y stuff and shiz
>be try to eat at Burger King
>ask dad for a ride there
>"D-dad, c-can I have a l-lift to Burger K-King?"
>"Sure, son. As long as you don't make a mess!" proceeded with jewish laughs.
>ohgodohplsohno.jpeg
>go to room
>clean my room
>get under the bed and weep
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:08
#8
uh oh
oops almost forgot my daily dose of mirin'
Also story time:
>be doing my groceries
>physique is ripped qt3.14
>be shopping at aisle 3
>5 years-old kid mirin' my biceps
>return home with pride restored
>tfw still no gf