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grabs all fake hats and real hats except for one, gos to before and after thread to find real hat
finds hat
steals hyllia's mailbox
runs away with the hat
holds out cupcake and watches Pi go splat into it
takes cupcake covered hat and gos to cupcake heaven
There.
you can't destroy something with a hat
finds hat
steals hyllia's mailbox
runs away with the hat