I heard from a reliable guildmate that Jempire has a huge statue of a Polaris that they bow down and worship, is this true?
Rumor or Truth?
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 10:14
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 10:23
#2
RT kinda looks like a giant
RT kinda looks like a giant polaris, so he might have been confused... still i dunno, could be legit
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 12:31
#3
Blue, guild chat is top secret :0
Wasn't it you who suggested it? Or was it Daclub? Anyways blue, hush and move this thread to graveyard. :)
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 12:51
#4
soo...
soo... im assuming you played the jempire, they used polaris and because you couldent do anything about the polaris you had the great idea to create a thread for the sole purpose of bashing them indirectly?
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:10
#5
This 'joke'
You're beating a dead horse here
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:20
#6
@Lightyourfire
Of course Blueflood isn't! What they're doing is just telling us about their incompetence because we should, for some reason, be interested in Blueflood stating that they can't fight the Polaris. I'm more interested in programming. How about that C#, huh? Pretty exciting language due to its support across various things, such as Unity, XNA, Mono, et cetera.
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:39
#7
Nah.
It's actually a gigantic slab of bacon they worship in the southern most quarter of their GH's east wing - they pray to it to gain all the iron and nutritious fats that meat gives, to make them big and strong to abuse the shock status to it's full potential.
And on some nights... When the moon is full... They abduct unsuspecting newbies in the least populated servers and replenish their unholy bacon shrine with their flesh!
THE BACON IS MADE OF PEOPLE! MAN-BACON! THE OTHER WHITE MEAT! LONG PIG!
So yeah, they're actually a cannibalistic cult of flesh-crazed megalomaniacs only posing as an elitist spam-happy guild to cover up their secret, sick, blood-fueled rituals of debauchery.
... A wolf in douche's clothing... A most brilliant disguise indeed.
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:51
#8
^
lol xD
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 14:57
#9
I bow to the might of the
I bow to the might of the Polaris god of which i am obviously powerless against! Thank you SK community :p
Wed, 06/05/2013 - 15:04
#10
I must be the only one around here who likes Jemp. THEY'VE GOT TOMTOMSATNAV AND SERANAH OF COURSE THEY'RE COOL
Then again, it could've been Tomtomcatnav...
It is true if you use imagination.