You don't even know what true spam is.
I've been playing these games since I was 10 years old. I suggest you play this so you can get a sense of how to move methodically. Be warned though, once you're in you will never get out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ySvfqN4gto
Please stop dying. I'm really tired of people complaining about spam when only two guys are using Polaris.
One was made around the idea for the entire screen to be populated with projectiles heading in every vector possible. The other was not.