Spiral Knights - Ask a Dual-Winmillion user anything

Ask a Dual-Winmillion user anything

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Sat, 06/08/2013 - 23:27

Qwez

Hai guies~ I'm a Dual-Winmillion user. As you all know from playing Spirul Knights, the Dual-Winmillion user ees one of the ∞ classes of Spirul Knights, (Herpaderp, Waffleknight, Bombette, Cakething, Dragonknight, Snipelover, etc.), and I has gones down the equally less equal* path of the Dual-Winmillion user, because Dual-Winmillion = Win^∞ = undefined.

guies, here's what chu need to do:
-Wok your way to a Winmillion
-Derp your way to a Winmillion
-Conquer teh Twins and Vile Engine and git sum Mercurial set <3
-Work your way to an Ancient Plate Shield

As a Dual-Winmillion user, your job ees to spam as many boolets as poshibru until one side dies. Your Mercurial Set ees to increase your movement so that you can spahm more boolets out with less walking downtime. Your Ancient Plate Shield ees a multi-purpose shield usable in any situation and ees mainly to git yourself out of sticky situations with giant-class enemies. A seecondary objective of a Dual-Winmillion user ees to cause peeps to go waffle not understanding what chu said. <3

Does the you has more queshions? Do asks.

*(some classes are more equal than others).

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 00:01

Krakob

I never realised the Swedish Chef playerbase was so big...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 03:35

Zeddy

Why aren't you using swiftstrike? Do you switch-shoot your dual winmillions?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:56

Misten

Can you fight 10 greavers at

Can you fight 10 greavers at the same time?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 07:52

Espeonage

I remember the other guy that

I remember the other guy that loved Winmillion a long time ago. He eventually said he started carrying straight two Winmillions because it was faster for his dps.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 08:47

Qwez

@Zeddeh

Sho... Switch shooting ees fast enuff, no need to sacrifise defense for marginal ASI increase. Winmillions swing feal as fasht as Flourish, just has long posht-comboattack cooldowns. Switch shot bypass cooldown problem.

@Mistehn
I can, doesnt mean I win always. Backpedal and spam switch-shots infront and behind when some circle around. Hi-adrenalean~

@Eshpeonage
ees not truley necessarey to has two Winmillions for cattle. Often times you don't git more than 4 attacks before has to shield and switch shot ees marginaley slower becaush you has extra acshion to switch. Dual Winmillions ees for teh true spearit of teh pureest bestest Sweedish Chef.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 08:53

Little-Juances

Well, there are 6 monster families. So... 3 damage UVs per winmillion?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:22

Qwez

@Juanses

Sure, but UVes not required as you spam boolets. Quantitty wins.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 02:24

Thowardz

I Got Questions

1.What's Different About Winmillion And Cutter Line?
2.Will You Kill Mewkat?
3.Why Did Dual-Winmillion Have To Derp Their Way To A Winmillion?

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 12:02

Qwez

1. Winmillion And Cutter Line

1. Winmillion And Cutter Line Attack Twice Compared To All Other Swords And Guns In The Game. Winmillion Specifically Shoots Bullets, But Has No 5* Variant.

2. I Will Not Kill Mewkat Unless I Can't Proceed With The Mission Or Level I'm Doing At The Moment. However, If I'm Solo I Might Just Return To Haven.

3. You Have To Derp Your Way To A Winmillion Because All Classes Are Equal And Some Classes Are More Equal Than Others.

4. Please Don't Capitalise Each And Every Word.

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 12:13

#10

Skaiwalka

@ Espeonage; I remember that

@ Espeonage; I remember that dude. I saw the title and thought that's what this was. haha

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