Hey guys, I know most of you think I'm X.
But the truth is, if you tolerate me, you might hate yourself enough to think I'm Y.
Hell, the people who don't know who I really am seem to tolerate me.
I hope you can find it in your adjective heart to verb me for my X.
I'll try harder to be Y if you all say nice things to me and slap my boner around for a while.
Sincerely,
Shoebox.
Well I've been a member of these forums for 30 weeks and 3 days so... 5 minutes.
Oh so modest as well, I'd be happy to engage in a sword fight with you.
Perhaps arm wrestling is more your thing.
*Insert Arm Wrestling ASCII that doesn't exist and I'm too lazy to try to make*
http://files.sharenator.com/slow_clap_I_dont_care-s500x371-139710-580.png
You.......
You...........
You living god you!!!!!!!
Your loss, I'm quite the duelist.
Approve of this.
*edit* and along with a certain forum poster, this thread makes me think of old spice. /derp
=D a shoebox post. been missing these.... *reads* oh god what have you done.
You want me to verb your noun?
You brute.
It isn't just any old noun, it's a Proper Noun and should be addressed as such.
The one nice thing I say on the internet in who knows how many months, and it gets parodied. Well, I've learned my lesson. I'm gonna go punch a kitten.
I learned it by watching you, RapBreon!
Should blame Shoebox, he was basically screaming his lungs out for that to happen, I merely answered the call. Though to be fair it made me laugh.
I'm gonna go punch a kitten.
Don't punch it...
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Pound it!
My boner, that is.
Damn straight it's a kitten, women adore kittens! Actually so do I, might explain my other past-time.
OH. MY. GOD.
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Pound it...my boner that is.
To be honest, I lol'd, how long were you workin' on that for?