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Thu, 06/20/2013 - 16:03
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Glacies

Hello, Three-Rings. I am here seeking a Sponsorship to help with a donation-drive I am starting. In parts of Cradle, there are starving, hungry, Knights that happen to be named Glacies. This hot, sexy, hunk of a knight, journeys into the depths of the clockworks to raise enough crowns to feed his starting family and his wife. They never know when he'll ever come home! This poor, 2 minute family is starving already and on the verge of starvation and only has 11 years before wasting away. But you, Three-Rings, can help this family by donating! Anything can help!

We are opening the newly founded and sexy opening of the New Improved Caring Knights currently within the clockworks. Anyone can help too!

Check out these RAD Prizes for donating!
Donate 1,000CE and get free Oxygen
Donate 10,000CE and get a free bike.
Donate 100,000CE and get a free Oxygen Bike.
Donate 1,000,000CE and get a box of adhesive medical strips.
Donate 10,000,000CE and get a free Rocket Snipe! Plus all the rewards above!

*We also Accept Planet Cores.

I hope you'll feed the hungry, starving, sexy, family. Please, anything can help!

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Thu, 06/20/2013 - 16:39
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Rating's picture
Rating
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+1

Thu, 06/20/2013 - 17:25
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Luguiru's picture
Luguiru

Why are there no free butt scratchers or rainbow mustaches for donating?

Worst charity prizes ever.

Thu, 06/20/2013 - 18:19
#3
Rating's picture
Rating
must. link. peter. griffin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBemDRn2jLM

Thu, 06/20/2013 - 18:30
#4
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Sweet-Hope

Dang :/ Rubyeclipse would be the only one who would afford the 10,000,000C prize

Thu, 06/20/2013 - 23:27
#5
Laadiesman
I will pray to my God,

I will pray to my God, Cthulhu, may he bless you and your poor, poor, family.

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