◈ ★ ★ ★ ||~ [{Parallax}] ~|| ★ ★ ★ ◈

★ ★ ★ About Us ★ ★ ★
- Fodow, Chasern, Zainj and Thechosenwarriorjr created the guild
- We just have fun talking, trolling, playing LD/GvG
- We're fine with jokes, but don't take it too far ;)
- We've got a large chunk of "First Blood" and "Blue Storm members
★ ★ ★ Meet Parallax! ★ ★ ★
GM --> Fodow, Zainj, Thechosenwarriorjr
Officer --> Christdc, Boodo, Vatrenmac, Re-Coon, Monsterdestroyer, Zalden
★ ★ ★ Ranking ★ ★ ★
Here in Parallax, you are not just handed a rank (unless you are exceptionally good). Upon arrival in the guild, you will remain a recruit until you gain a guild master's or officer's trust. When you have done that, you will be promoted to member. To become a veteran, an officer or GM must see that you've been consistently doing well in LD matches while managing a mature attitude. Parallax is limiting the officer count to 7 at the moment (this may be subject to change), and when one leaves another will be appointed to replace the old. The GM count will be limited to 3 (unless a merge occurs), and will also be replaced by the 2 remaining GMs' choice.
We are very PvP based, but love to just chill and crack jokes, etc. If you're interested in joining, be prepared for gvg ;)
◈ Guild members who BEG for promotions/demotions (yes even DEmotions *cough* Vat) will be given warnings. We like to follow the rule of "3 strikes and you're out ;) ◈
★ ★ ★ Guild Rules ★ ★ ★
1. Follow instructions given by officers or guild masters. If it is something highly unreasonable, just report it to me and I will deal with them.
2. Be respectful to your fellow guild members, because here in Parallax we are famiwwie <3
3. Don't be an idiiot :3 use your coconut of wisdom.
4. After leaving, there is no re-entry, unless we make an exception ;) (You must inform and get the approval of an officer or GM that is online BEFORE you sub for another guild.)
★ ★ ★ Application ★ ★ ★
1. How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?
2. How many runs do you do a day in T3?
3. How often do you play Spiral Knights/how active are you?
4. Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
5. What guilds have you been a part of?
6. What is your in-game-name?
7. Why do you want to join Parallax?
8. Name your best armor combination you have for Lockdown.
9. How do you counter a BEAST in LD? ;) [hint hint, "fleeing" is not a good answer]
10. On a scale of 1-10 rate your loyalty to a guild.
11. How often are you available for guild lockdown when online?
12. What is your prefered server?
13. Why do we want you in our guild?
Hope too see you soon :D
~Fodow - Dwarf BUNNEH!

1. How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?
For 2 and a half years
2. How many runs do you do a day in T1-T3?
I do atleast do FSC runs a day maybe JK.
3. How often do you play Spiral Knights?
Everyday for a long time
4. Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
I know basically everybody <3
5. What guilds have you been apart of?
First blood, Blue storm, DG, impervious, ultra, climax.
6. What is your in-game-name?
Boodo
7. Why do you want to join Blue Storm?
omg. Blue storm? *facepalms* cus all my old guildies are In it.
8. Name your best armor combination you have for lockdown?
Skolver, FF, GF
9. How do you counter a typical Skolver with very good UVs in lockdown?
Circle around hi killing hi with FF.
10. Where is the place where you hug your mum/dad and tell them I love?
Anywhere

One of them just t3 guilds , shoot ! And I was going to consider joining

4. Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
Guild Masters :
Fodow
Zainj
Thechosenwarriorjr
Officers :
Firetorpedo
Monsterdestroyer
Christdc
Playerx
Sirflames

1. About a week since AH came out.
2. About 5 if I have a pass, like 2 or 3 if I don't.
3. When I'm not on vacation, I'll play every day.
4. Chasers, player, Christdc, zainj, and Fodow to some extent.
5. DG, and Blue Storm
6.
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7. I want to join a good PvP guild that is active and that also does SLs from time to time.
8. Skolver cap, vog coat, GF and Polaris.
9. Deathmark, swing with GF, fire two shots from Polaris. Rinse, and repeat.
10. Anywhere. I love my parents.
I'm outta town until Thursday so don't be surprised if I don't accept the invite right away.

Thanks for the application, we've sent you an invite and look forward to having you :)

Fodow you dun like meh :O I guess you forgot all the good time we spent together

Welcome: Boodo, Dreathuxy
Congratulations to Boodo and Victorxingmin on officer promoions :)
Currently 1 day old, we're standing strong and enjoying ourselves PvPing/running with 30 members.
We look forward to meeting many new happy, funny, and of course there are going to be > grouchy < personalities :D
~Fodow - Dwarf BUNNEH!

i hate to act like a poop, but boodo, spending half a day in DG as a recruit doesnt count as being in DG lol

1. How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?
2011
2. How many runs do you do a day in T3?
None
3. How often do you play Spiral Knights/how active are you?
1 hour or more I play less than 5x a week
4. Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
I don't know them but you listed their names :D
Guild Masters :
Fodow
Zainj
Thechosenwarriorjr
Officers :
Firetorpedo
Monsterdestroyer
Christdc
Playerx
Sirflames
5. What guilds have you been a part of?
Maverick, rogue, Aeternus Imortalitas, Aegis team, Ominous , Imortal life, Cursed wanderers, Perfection, Brick squad, Aeons, lockdown aces, Impact etc
6. What is your in-game-name?
Planet-Devastation
7. Why do you want to join Parallax?
I don't know (do I need to have a reason? @-@)
8. Name your best armor combination you have for Lockdown?
Average Skolver clone with Btb and GF maybe sometimes warm aster hammer.
9. How do you counter a typical Skolver with very good UVs in Lockdown?
Warmaster rocket Hammer
10. Where is the place where you hug your mum/dad and tell them you love them?
Milky Way galaxy, planet earth 3rd planet from the sun, United States of America between pacific and Atlantic Ocean, Seattle Washington 4119 sou- lol Jk hope you don't get lose finding me =)

How long have you been playing spiral knights ?
I have been playing since September 9th 2011
How many runs do you do in teir 3
2. I do four fsc"s a day
How long do you play sk ?
3. 7 hours out of 24 hours
Do you know anyone from our guild ?
4. Yes I know fodow,zainj,thechosenwarrior,directories,monsterdestoyer,cristdc,players,and sir flames.
What guilds have you been apart of ?
5. First blood, lockdown aces, aeons, immortal life, rouge, ominous, brick squad, dark guardians, impervious
What is your in game name ?
6. Gshockhawk
Why do you want to join parallax ?
7. I want to join parallex because I have alot of good friends in there that I am comfortable to be around and that I know that I can help make your guild. bigger and stronger.
Name your best armour combo.
8. Final flourish,silver and big, gram Faust and Argent peacemaker
How do you counter the typical silver in ld ?
9. I first start shooting him with my gun and she he gets close I swing my gf on him then finish him off with ff
Where is the place where you hug mum/dad ?
10. I hug my parents on mars so know one can hear them scream because I hug them super tight

Welcome: Gshockhawk, Planet-Devastation
We're currently hovering around 30~35 members, we're expecting to have about 50~60 by the end of the week, as we've been getting 5~15 new members daily.
~Fodow - Dwarf BUNNEH!

For more information about us, visit our wiki below.
http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Parallax_(Guild)

Anyway.
1.I dont remember,about 2 years ago.
2.Frequently doing 2 FSC runs a day.
3.Depends on a day.1~5 hours
4.Yeap,Christdc,Fodow,and others guys....whom I know,but they don't know me.
5.Rigorous,Dauntless,Climax,Bombheads,Immortal Life...sorry,if I missed some.*I'm still in Climax.I'll think about leaving or staying.*
6.Handbreaker. :P
7.Want to meet new friends,have fun GvG'ing and eat sum cookies,If you have dem >:D
8.Skolv/Chaos...FF/DA(willgetASI:medGFsoon)/Hail.
9.I'm taking FF...because usually he's messing with his ASI:GF,so I already kill him with FF.Huh?
10.Everywhere.That's too...personal. xD
~Breakr
Thank you for the application. I wouldn't have applied if I was still unsure about leaving your current guild. Just contact one of the GMs when you made your final decision.
Thank you for the application. I wouldn't have applied if I was still unsure about leaving your current guild. Just contact one of the GMs when you made your final decision.

I'm coming back to the game and I just might need a guild so what the hell lol(

Night rove U made a good choice coming to parallax we are awesome and I hope U enjoy

Congratulations to Monsterdestroyer for officer promotion.
Guild population is currently 35~40.

We've recently hit 45 members, and I just want to thank every member that has joined our community and made our game experience fun <3
Just so you can see what our guild is like, the guild roster is as follows.
GM --> Fodow, Zainj, Thechosenwarriorjr
Officer --> Firetorpedo, Christdc, Sirflames, Boodo, Trimium, Mysticdonut, Re-Coon
Veteran --> Singularis, Chapacha, Burnwarrior, Cat-Slaeder, Ivan-Crew, Drakeson, Destripr, Monestr, Monsterdestroyer, Tirexxy, Vatrenmac, Victorxingmin
Member --> Dreathuxy, Slicerguy, Peugeot, Amhypoo, Binary-Bard, Infamouspanda, Lenarcos, Lolmagix, Pulkitdubai, Ninjadrill, Robooknight
(and many recruits)
Thank you all for supporting Parallax reach the leaderboard, our next goal is to secure a top 5 position ;)
~Fodow - Dwarf BUNNEH!

We now have 55 members and are still growing. We've been very active and have been frequently doing GvG ;)
1. I have been playing SK since June 2011 but I made this account about a year ago.
2. I do 1 or 2 FSC missions a day (sometimes just LD)
3. I play SK usually 1 hour every 1 or 2 days.
4. I know everyone from your guild (by reading the thread). I know Zainj, Chasern, Vatrenmac etc...
5. I have been apart of Blue Storm, Reign of Fire, Coup De Grace (a long time ago), Valkyrie Knights (A long time ago) and slot more.
6. In game name is Chosenhero
7. I want to join because it seems like an excellent guild and I know lots of good people in this guild so I think it would be good and I know alot of pros.
8. Chaos Set with Warmaster Rocket Hammer and Fang of Vog. (Old account had Skolver, FF and GF)
9. Depending on how much HP and Boost I have. If I had low boost and HP, I would just attempt to do as much damage to the opponent with the Warmaster Rocket Hammer. If I had full boost and full HP, I would hit with Fang of Vog and switch weapons and hit with Warmaster Rocket Hammer.
10. 7?
11. I play LD very often but I prefer to do at least 1 vans run before LD
12. My preferred server is EU (due to less lag)
13. Parallax would want me to join this guild because I am trustworthy, and in my opinion good at lockdown. I would follow the rules to the guild.
i play spiral knights for 1year and half.
i do between 3to4 runs in t3 t2 sometimes.
i play between 5to7hour everyday XD.
i know most members.
i don't know i don't join guild for more than 1 days i only rember dark hearts and DG FB BS.
my name in game is Manava.
wolver coat and cap GF and FF vail and AP.
because i want be with fodow.
my playing is change always i have none to say.
3.
most time.
US or EU i don't have problem.
because am Manava XD.

Hey ^^ Just what the title says: we're having a guild lottery ;)
How it works is I will pick a number between 1 and 100 before the lottery starts.
One entry (you guess a number) will be 10k CR.
The closest guess to the number wins 70% of the CR.
The 2nd closest wins 30%.
Just PM/Mail me the money and I'll write you and your guess down ;)
~Fodow - Dwarf BUNNEH!

We've hit a wall at 60 members and are now hovering around 55~60. Although the guild is small, we always have 10~25 members on, and are actively playing guild lockdown together.
~Fodow - Dwarf BUNNEH!
P.S. On completely unrelated note, anybody selling Extra Vert Vents contact me? :3
1. How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?
About 2 years.
2. How many runs do you do a day in T3?
1-2 vana runs a day.
3. How often do you play Spiral Knights/how active are you?
Log on at least once every day during holidays, and at least once every 1-3 days during school.
4. Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
Fodow, Chasern, Christdc, Ivan-Crew, Drakeson, Monestr,
5. What guilds have you been a part of?
Tainted Perfection, League of Hell (first guild, i was ever part of, made it when i was a noob)
6. What is your in-game-name?
Rdizzle
7. Why do you want to join Parallax?
Because i want to join a ld guild.
8. Name your best armor combination you have for Lockdown.
Full Snarb, ff(asi low) da(asi med) polaris hammer(asi low)
9. How do you counter a BEAST in LD? ;) [hint hint, "fleeing" is not a good answer]
Strike after they do a combo.
10. On a scale of 1-10 rate your loyalty to a guild.
8
11. How often are you available for guild lockdown when online?
Anytime when i am not in a run.
12. What is your prefered server?
US
13. Why do we want you in our guild?
I am decent in ld and i am active and also quite decent in vana.

^ We've had some difficulties with our Parallax recruitment staff... So we are now under new management ;)
GMs : Fodow, Thechosenwarriorjr, Zainj <-- Zain getting unbanned tomorrow ;D
Officers : Christdc, Boodo, Vatrenmac, Re-Coon, Monsterdestroyer, Zalden
What happened to the others I will not say, but GL :)
~Fodow - Dwarf BUNNEH!

1-2years
2-2/3
3-everyday in holydays/2-3 days in a week when studying
4-yes /zainj/sirflames
5-blue storm /immortal life ...
6-Distraptre
7-i found your members awsome espacialy in LD
8-azure gardien set (i know it s bad but i gonna get choas set ) FF/voltadge
9-i m a gardian so i kill him as everyone do in PVE
11-always
12-USA
13-cause i m gonna be helpful espcialy in LD
P.S. plz awnser me ;)

★ ★ ★ Application ★ ★ ★
1. How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? - About 1 1/2 Years
2. How many runs do you do a day in T3? - Depends on what time of year it is. In holidays I do about 5-6 runs per day and in school time I play on weekends for 5-6 runs on Saturday and Sunday
3. How often do you play Spiral Knights/how active are you? - I play when ever I can and I'm pretty active
4. Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?) - I know Christdc: play a few ld games with him and I've seen boodo around
5. What guilds have you been a part of? - I've been apart of quite a few guilds. Lionheart, buckaroo Banzai, third Street saint
6. What is your in-game-name? - Xfight
7. Why do you want to join Parallax? - I would like to join Parallax because I've always wanted to be in a guild you plays LD lots to encourage me into getting gear for different things apart for vanaduke
8. Name your best armor combination you have for Lockdown. - Chaos Cloak, vog cap, gran Faust and givaway pulsar-working on getting Polaris
9. How do you counter a BEAST in LD? - I'd counter a 'beast' by circling around him with striker and hitting him after he attacks me
10. On a scale of 1-10 rate your loyalty to a guild. - I'd say about 8 or 9 I'm fairly loyal. I help younger members in the guild when I'm not doing a tier 3 run. And I'm not generally a mean player but I can get frustrated with younger knights who keep messing up but I keep It too myself.
11. How often are you available for guild lockdown when online? - I'm available most of the time I'm online though that might be when your sleeping because I live in Australia and I always enjoy a guild run in ld
12. What is your prefered server? - US but since I am from Australia I don't as good a connections as some of you but I try my best. And I some times I get Internet lag spikes that make me run into fire and stuffs
13. Why do we want you in our guild? Because ill be loyal, devoted and Ill help other members with missions or whatever is needed and I've always wanted to be in a 5* guild with member who play lots of Ld and do lots of vanaduke runs with the occasional SL
★★★★EDIT★★★★ - Question 8 I mean Gigawatt Pulsar. Not giveaway pulsar. Stupid spell check 😊

Why does no1 know me?!?!Thats just sad

Vatren! I know you! arent you a veteran player or something? :0
Good luck with the new guild!