"Help! My team mates lose health whenever they pick up vitapods!"
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Thu, 06/27/2013 - 19:19
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 19:29
#2
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Stop being stupid, Fehzor, you don't lose health when you pickup Vitapods...
There's secretly vampires inside of the vitapods, they're actually an enemy in the game. Why do you think we ALWAYS need hearts after collecting one? We're collecting Blood... The higher the number, the stronger the vampire is within the Vitapod. We thirst for more and more the stronger the vampire that infects us.
Slowly and slowly, we're becoming corrupted by the Vitapods, the first moment you pick one up, you've been infected. The Vitapods you see during the tutorial? Knights were clearly transferring them deeper and deeper into the clockworks... but you got there first.
Our goal is to turn everyone into vampires and slowly awaken the King of the Vampires who hides within the clockworks...
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 19:34
#3
Will we be getting free Twinkle Auras?
You know... vampires sparkle right?
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 21:29
#4
^
:l
Did someone actually do this, or is this just a badly veiled criticism of the new UI?