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If you could meet or speak to a famous person, who would you meet?

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Fri, 06/28/2013 - 07:12
Ink-Incorporated's picture
Ink-Incorporated

I'd meet Stephen Hawking.

Why?

He's one of the most sagacious astronomers or cosmologists known, and I may look at what lurks beyond the solar system in the future.

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 01:57
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Iamnoone
It would be Hillary Clinton.

It would be Hillary Clinton. I'd offer to carry her bags for her. As she shows me which ones she wants, I'd push her in the trunk of the car, slamming the top down on her. I'd take her for a ride. You know there' would be a long line of cars following me...police trying to road spike me. It would be an interesting ride. One that would make Hillary wish she wrote a seat belt law for...
/Hillary thinks, "Cargo should always be secured during transportation."
Not that it matters much now, at least for Hillary.
Helicopters would be flying overhead because every television and radio station would preempt their shows to cover the chase. I'd flash them international sign language sign for I love you as I took a turn off a bridge and plummet to the murky waters below. As we fall I yell back, "Bet you wish you supported the clean water act now."
Splash!!!
Blub! Blub!
Gurgle!

Wait it doesn't end there...

The men in black pull out their glocks. If they can't save Hillary, they will kill me before I kill her. They aim. Shoot...
Direct hit to the back of the car. They miss Hillary but hit the gas tank.
Kaboom!!!
/car blows up and catches the polluted, oil ridden river on fire, lighting up the night sky.
Tomorrow morning's headline news: The River Is On Fire!

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 12:12
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Fireherat
i pick Psy Reason I LIKE

i pick Psy Reason I LIKE his songs !

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 13:02
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Ink-Incorporated

It's just my opinion, but I despise PSY.

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 13:02
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Ink-Incorporated

It's just my opinion, but I despise PSY.

Sat, 06/29/2013 - 20:44
#5
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Thowardz
I want to meet the Beatles

Why? Because their songs is so legendary. And if I could. I would stop those murders who killed the 3 Beatles....

Sat, 07/06/2013 - 10:50
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I met a celebrity once. I won't tell who, though.

EDIT: I saw Kelly Clarkson, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Patti Austin live at the Stadium of Fire (33rd one). These are not the ones I mean from the above paragraph.

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